Abused Pelicans

The greatest intramural dynasty there ever was at the University of Connecticut. The two-time defending male all-campus champions. We have more championships than you have friends.

Joe: Who are we playing today?

Steve: The Abused Pelicans.

Joe: Shit, we're gonna get our asses whooped today.

Steve: Why?

Joe: They never lose at anything, they're the best there ever was.

by elcapitano22 September 16, 2011

Abuse Juice

A word for alcohol. Generally used to make fun of alcohol and alcohol companies.

Kid 1: "Hey wanna have a sleepover?" Kid 2: "Yeah but I am gonna have to sneak out my dad is drinking abuse juice."

by ballshd December 12, 2021

Amusement park ride

A wild, multifaceted sexual encounter.

I was rode like an amusement park ride.

by Gypsy Lagoon July 28, 2014

Polydrug abuse

The use of several drugs either in succession or at one time to achieve a certain effect; most drug abusers are polydrug abusers.

I just wasn't getting the high I wanted from the weedso I laced it with coke. Dude,you're a polydrug abuser! Right on!

by Big Momma Stanley September 23, 2010

Mod Abusers

When a moderator or administrator abuses his (or her but let's be honest, it's usually a guy) powers to rule over other people and suppress their posts. Usually done by websites that promote bad moderation teams eg. GameFAQs.

jfb924 banning worldchamptv is mod abuse. he is a mod abuser
maxim819 banning worldchamp is not mod abuse. he is not a mod abusers

by bmachime May 31, 2021

Abuse

Healthy discipline with the integration of hardware.

"Kid mouthed off to me, so I disciplined his fat ass with a shovel." "Oh so you abused him"

"Dat ass... I'd ABUSE that bitch."

by RealWorldDefinitions December 18, 2012

Animal abuse

When you do something that causes harm or discomfort to your human body.

Greg: I take freezing cold showers and juice cleanse to keep my chakras aligned.

Mark: That‘s straight up animal abuse.

by Madisonraddison April 26, 2021