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Get the Acterna mug.Helwo i am tee god wizud, i wurz here before and my dad got aretid a few mo times. I shuggle a lil bit wen it cums 2 speekin. I'm a wottwhyla wit a mote kuntrolla. My dad git arestid frum driven wit kno liecents. I am a town hall foteen on cash of cans, i useded my mommies kedit kard 2 by gemms on cash of cans. I have a problim speken and righting. Pleez forgiv mee. I can't pronounce Double oos ore r's.
Acterna is a retard!
by igmanner May 30, 2022
Get the Acterna mug.What one or both members of da unfortunate couple at a shotgun wedding would likely wish could be granted regarding da terms of da marriage agreement.
I never could understand da rationale behind a loose-with-his-zipper dude's being forced to marry da gal whom he'd gotten preggo but was otherwise unwilling to stand by --- presumably da girl's parents would not even want a "deadbeat dad" like him as a reputation-sullying member of their formerly-respectable family, anyway. Maybe "'way back when" during da time when shotgun weddings were more common, there were not da legal "ALTERation" possibilities yet dat would merely require da dude to pay child-support, not actually live in da same household as da new mother.
by QuacksO February 6, 2023
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Making fussy little snips or careful tugs rather than simply yankin' a sheet of paper or cloth in two may indeed be a neater and more-accurate altornative, but many folks lack da patience and/or hand-movement precision for dat crap.
by QuacksO March 1, 2023
Get the altornative mug.person 1:hey dude have you ever been alterbanfer before?
person 2: yeah i couldnt help but get even more drunk!
person 2: yeah i couldnt help but get even more drunk!
by myfirsttimeusingtheurbandictio December 21, 2024
Get the alterbanfer mug.A deep, exclusive connection between two people who are not married to each other, but choose each other with the kind of loyalty and devotion that marriage usually implies.
Altergamy is when you’re not each other’s spouse, but you are each other’s one.
It’s not official. It’s not public. But it’s real. You don’t stay because you must—you return, because you want to.
It’s not official. It’s not public. But it’s real. You don’t stay because you must—you return, because you want to.
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