Ellen's Acres

A short-lived American animated television series for preschool-age children,

Ellen's Acres is the best.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022

non disclosure agreement condoms

Don't kiss and tell. period!!!!!.

Don't typically have sex. But when I do, i use non disclosure agreement condoms.

by Icomeoffassadickbutimnotsortof February 27, 2023

I don't agree with the language

Used before a statement of agreement to indicate that the speaker doesn't particularly approve of foul (or just plain rude) language.

Driver: What the hell's this cocksucker doing here? This is the fast lane and he's driving like my gramps!

Passenger: I don't agree with the language, but you're right.

by Stupidly Sophisticated March 1, 2023

EULA (End User License Agreement)

A EULA (End User License Agreement) is a contract a manufacturer makes you sign before they let you buy or lease their product. Products that come with a EULA (pronounced "YOO - lah") are high-tech, big-ticket items: cars, cell phones, appliances, etc. EULAs contain do's & don't's for using a product. Violating the EULA will usually void the warranty.

A EULA is not the same as a TOS (Terms of Service Agreement). A TOS is for a service, not a physical object.

Legally, a EULA gives you permission (gives you a "license") to use the product after you buy it. Presumably, the manufacturer can "revoke" that "permission" at any time, and they will do so by remotely shutting down the product (called "bricking" your product), rendering it inoperable.

The language of a typical EULA includes "hold harmless" clauses to protect the manufacturer from lawsuits. Additionally, you will (usually) be agreeing to let the manufacturer gather personal data about you via the product. This includes your locations, shopping habits, medical information, sexual orientation, etc. A EULA will also usually dictate that you resolve disputes via arbitration (not lawsuits), and stipulate that the arbiter will be hired by the manufacturer (so the arbiter works for the manufacturer, and will do as they say).

EULAs will become more common as modern manufacturers move away from the business model of selling things, and embrace the model of leasing things. That way, "you will own nothing and be happy."

I tries to read the EULA (End User License Agreement) that came with my new cell phone, but it was over 30 pages long, so I just gave up and signed it anyway. I hope that by signing it, I didn't agree to anything too crazy.

by Innocent Byproduct September 10, 2023

But you didn't agree with me THEN

Ope, there it is! Ok. So, you did get it. You just had to spend a couple of days framing it as racism before you pivoted to "Yeah, it's our talking point but you didn't do it back when we were trying to mischaracterize a pretty obvious overdose and some probably poor police training as overt racism!"

A literal bipolar woman "But you didn't agree with me THEN!"

Hym "Tss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD! THAT IS HILARIOUS! You fucking clowns are ridiculous! One of you is hot but still ultimately ridiculous individuals, all of you!"

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Non Disclosure agreement (contract)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Non Disclosure agreement (contract)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

La-Z Acre'd

La-Z Acres is a campgrounds in Nashport, Ohio that has big concerts and lots of parties. People often go beyond their partying limits and end up needing a squad. This is known as getting La-Z Acre'd.

Man, the new couple by the pond got La-Z Acre'd last night at the concert and ended up passed out on their golf cart.

by Beav1999 May 22, 2025