AIDS

A disease, not a mental health problem, OK people?

That man does not have AIDS?

by Golferbc September 24, 2019

Avidha

Soham B's girlfriend
Immature af

She's so immature! She must be an Avidha

by Nochillnigaa November 1, 2019

Perch AIDS

A disease contracted by getting sprayed in the face by the milt (or semen) of a yellow perch while removing a hook from it's mouth after catching it. Fishing for perch is not normally a dangerous activity. If you or a friend gets hit in the face with perch milt, you will forever have "Perch AIDS". There is no cure.

"My buddy went fishing today and caught some perch! He also got sprayed in the face by fish cum, so he now has Perch AIDS forever. Poor bastard."

by Hoody802 August 18, 2013

dead aids sick

You are so sick that's you are as sick as both AIDS and dead combined (BAD)

Yeah I was Dieing, I was dead aids sick

by Gus230823 July 8, 2016

Ads AIDS

Email spam or Internet Virus

Last night I was watching porn hub and some Ads AIDS pop up about making my penis 6in bigger I had to shut down that window and open another page

by EmJayee October 2, 2017

Fuck aids

Fuck aids my guy, I ain't got aids but y'all ever thought about smashing sum bitch then turns out she fucked sum one else? Like damn dude if you smash not only are your getting sloppy seconds but you also might be copping her aids.

Every thot: hey daddy

You: hey lemme fuck your face

Every thot every: bet

You: bet

Your guy: she fucked Drake

You: FUCK AIDS!!!!

by Joan not John July 26, 2018

Spider-Aids

A aids disease transmitted via word of mouth.

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The origin of Spider-Aids is currently unknown but major bodies have contributed to the discovery of origin and based off their contributions it seems as though Spider-Aids originated from ancient Greek Maya pyramid tombstones, Patient Zero was a monk dignified in discovering his ancestral graves hidden in the depths of the Pyramid made by those who worship the Greek Goddess. Whilst searching for his ancestor's body, as he opened a tombstone a alleged spider came out from the body's mouth and lynched his web around the Monk, slowing hanging him whilst dragging him into the Tomb with the Ancestor.
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Those who have the disease known as Spider-Aids is the taco at your local gas station and a gay furbee from Toys-R-Us (recently closed)

Doctor: "You have aids."
Patient: "You mean Spider-Aids?"
Doctor: "Oh no."

by Tyrone long dick May 26, 2018