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Australian TenderCrisp

The sexual art of ejaculating inside the partner's mouth, the partner transfers it back into the other's mouth and the he, in turn, tongues the semen into the partner's anus.
Jackie is the type of nasty slut who would get an Alaskan Pipeline, Alabama Hot Pocket and Australian TenderCrisp all in one go.
by Freaknik May 3, 2010
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australia

Pretty cool place overall. If you can't decide between backpacking in SE Asia or joining a frat, then do the east coast of Oz. Heard the West coast is amazing but didn't make it personally. Watch out for schoolies in Byron.

In person, Aussies are incredibly friendly. For some reason though whenever an aussie posts online they turn into raving america-hating lunatics. We Canucks tend to do it sometimes too, but have earned the right for obvious reasons.

As friendly as Aussies are I tend to prefer Kiwis for friendliness and general backwardness. Aussies remind me of Canadians and Kiwis remind me of Newfies.

Negative: Evil a.k.a. Rupert Murdoch is from there.
Steve from Brissy: "G'day you bloody yank! Footy?"

Danny from Texas: "Football? That there Australia is bigger'n Dallas."

John from Toronto: "Soccer? Whatever, hockey's back eh? Leafs are due man."

Brendan from South Island sticks: "Tough bikies hey? Gotta tinnie?"

Moike from Newfoundland: "If I 'ad a face da likes o yers, me son, I'd walk back'rds. Where you 'longs to?"

Steve: Bloody roo in the billabong!
by Polar Spank September 26, 2005
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australian smoke mask

The male participant rests his balls onto his partner's eyes and then proceeds to leak a gassy one into the reciever's mouth.
Me and my girlfriend had an argument so i told her that i would give her a suprise to make it up to her. She wasn't very pleased when she found out that her surprise was an australian smoke mask.
by dan barness December 28, 2009
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Australian Helicopter

The act of ejaculating on the female's hair and the female whipping her hair in a circular motion.
Guy 1: Did you give her an Australian Helicopter ?
Guy 2: Hell yeah!
by Thunder&Tim August 15, 2011
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australian cowboy

When having anal sex with a female right before ejaculation grab her hair tight and yell out her sisters name. If she does not have a sister her mothers, best friends, or daughters name will do. Then hold on tight for the ride.
I gave Becca an Australian cowboy last night and stayed on almost eight seconds.
by stewb April 25, 2014
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Astrology

People are skeptical about astrology for a reason. An astrology book tells you that an Aquarian is cozy in a hammock. There's a lot of people who go and get a hammock, and there's no way all of them could be Aquarians. That's like saying if you meet somebody who likes pizza or red wine, you can tell they are an Aries. Then, if you question what you're reading, astrology tells you that the traits don't apply to every single person, and where the planets were in the sky when they were born can alter someone's personality. Some people would still say they're right about astrology, now that they've explained it that way, that sounds good to them, but to others it starts to sound a little bit silly (much like the bible).
Information about astrology is like information from scientists, politicians, or religion, it's questionable.
by Solid Mantis November 15, 2020
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A 3/4 Australian fight drive

When 4-7 men gather in a circle and place the largest man in the group in the center. They then proceed to strip naked and begin cracking raw eggs over the man in the center (aka the moon dancer). After this each of the surrounding men begins performing oral and anal sex while one of them stands back and begins singing folk songs for three minutes 28 seconds, after this amount of time he begins beating the other men while at the same time liking the eggs of of the large man after the duels are over the all take two and 3/4ths shots of Dingo piss and pinch each other four times for good luck.
Hey Jim.Me and some of the guys are going out and doing A 3/4 Australian fight drive and we were wondering if you could be our moon dancer?
by a Man of True Culture March 27, 2022
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