Major

Big as shit, lies about everything, makes everyone his "bitch", claims he gets puss

look at that kid he's such a Major

by Garrett Bobby Fergesion November 30, 2017

Major.

secret furry code for "i want to have sexual relations with furries"

Person 1: Major.
Person 2: Dude wtf this is a public area

by Official Le Fishe August 11, 2021

major critter

A term for an animal that is considered cute despite being dangerous to others and/or the environment.

Person A: The invasive dogs have been eating our crops and killing the native snakes!
Person B: Hehe major critter likes belly rubs.

by ChameleonDragon February 13, 2022

major saskatchewan

The town of Major, Saskatchewan is a village in Canada. It's somewhat of a let down, but you can find the occasional party here. Be careful though, you'll probably leave with a crusty std and a bad taste in your mouth.

"Hey buddy! You wanna go to a party in Major Saskatchewan tonight?"
"Hell yeah!"
"Okay, just look out for the crying fat bitch."
"I learnt my lesson last time, never chlamydia again!"

by trashytrashbag May 22, 2018

Major bronco

Major Bronco is when a music producer is really good at making music, there is a music producer that is called that but with the works written together.

Woah, that producer is really a major bronco

by DrSnuggles September 2, 2018

Noah majors

Noah majors is gay but wont admit it even tho he is truly the most gayest a gay can get.

You see that Noah Majors he's gay.

by Noah majors August 20, 2019

Alexander John Major

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.

Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.

by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023