by let’s go lesbians August 10, 2019
by Reid spenc August 09, 2019
When you are in a public restroom and the person next to you is shitting and talking on their cell phone. When you are cell shalked, you feel uncomfortable, distressed and traumatized.
Dude, I got cell shalked when I went in to use the restroom, you'd think people could put down the phone and take a dump in peace, talk about traumatic.
by Veronica Paige May 08, 2015
Kid 1: Have you met Sergey?
Kid 2 (smart one): yeah he sucks dick all day, no brain cells involved in his body. He gags on his dad's dick 24/7 just how alistairs stream is 24/7 AND ITHAS VALORANT DROPS. guaranteed (in 3 mins)
sergey's brain cells
Kid 2 (smart one): yeah he sucks dick all day, no brain cells involved in his body. He gags on his dad's dick 24/7 just how alistairs stream is 24/7 AND ITHAS VALORANT DROPS. guaranteed (in 3 mins)
sergey's brain cells
by little timmmmmmmmmmmmy April 24, 2020
When a normal or below average looking dude has a hella’ dick and knows how to use it. It must be both big in size and a great fuck to meet the requirement.
See also: sleeper cell fuck, when the dick just isn’t impressive.
See also: sleeper cell fuck, when the dick just isn’t impressive.
Holy shit, Johnny is a total sleeper cell dick. That thing had to be at least 7” girth and god damn did it scrape all the right places.
by Girthmiester February 28, 2025
Cell phone punctuation can occur in many different ways. One example is when you want to get out of an awkward or undesirable conversation, you simply pull out your cell phone and start texting or doing any other miscellaneous thing. This gives the other party the clue that the conversation is over.
by profBH January 22, 2011
I don't even own a mobile phone, but I hear dat a lot of people get charged with unsafely using said devices while operating motor vehicles --- said misbehavers have "answerving your cell phone" written in da "describe infraction" line on their driving-violation tickets.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020