Kobe!

1: The tastiest beef in the world. Melts in your mouth.
2: A cool city in Japan, between the sea and the moutains. Next to Osaka and Kyoto.

3: A b-ball player who passed in a Heli crash.

>You like that Kobe in Kobe with Kobe!?
>Yeah man, all 3 are the best in the world!

by CCCCChode January 30, 2023

Kobe

A Kobe is a one of a kind he is very cute nice hair light skin or brown skin and a smile that shines brighter then the sun.Kobe is very caring but is mean to you most of the time that is him just showing he cares about you (he probably made you cry once). Kobe is even spoiled only when he ask though.

Is that kobe omg it is a kobe!

by Jakethabaker May 24, 2018

Crispy Kobe

Referring to the leaked photos of the wreckage of Kobe Byrant's helicopter crash, referring to his charred corpse. "Crispy Kobe" is a kind of "cat-call" meant to purely piss off fans.

Damn the cav's lost to the lakers again. But guess what. Ha! Crispy Kobe.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.

by CrispehKobe May 5, 2022

Kobe Colorado

In July 2003, allegations of sexual assault were made against professional basketball player Kobe Bryant by a 19-year-old woman. On July 18, 2003, news media reported that the sheriff's office in Eagle, Colorado, had arrested Bryant in connection with an investigation of a sexual assault complaint, filed by a 19-year-old hotel employee. The woman accused Bryant of raping her in his hotel room on the night of June 30. Bryant had checked into The Lodge and Spa at Cordillera, a hotel in Edwards, Colorado. In short he forced the ball in the hoop that night

DAMN BRO HE STRAIHGHT UP DID A KOBE COLORADO ON THAT BIH

by Ancientbluesky September 11, 2025

kobe!

it used to mean "i hope i get this three-pointer" but now it means "i hope i dont die in this helicopter ride"

Joe: Gee, I hope we don't die in this helicopter!
Bob: Kobe!

by Jeffalooboo February 26, 2020

Kobe

Kobe is for accuracy when shooting anything in a basket

*dribbles down the side*
*pulls up*
Kobe!
*Swish*

by yeetboi61 February 3, 2020

Kobe

Kobe is usually someone you struggle to understand and a touch retarded. His beard looks like an un groomed arse crack, some say he's an absolute creature, but they love him anyway

You cooked cereal in a pan, your so kobe

by Kobella November 22, 2021