gooch doctor

The Doctor that inspects the Gooch and the area around it

Alex, my gooch doctor said my gooch has a rash.

by CarlaTheCarAlarm May 19, 2015

The Doctor Scholl's

When, after engaging in intercourse with a woman, one, unbeknownst to the woman, ejaculates into her shoes.

The Doctor Scholl's is self-explanatory.

by Bennington August 9, 2010

plaque doctor

A doctor who fixes plaques.

Yeah, the plaque on my high school diploma broke, so I brought it to the plaque doctor.

by pleaseeatmatt April 24, 2019

doctor karen

Doctor Karen is an lovingly panned nickname from the Whovians (Doctor Who Fans) of the current and first female incarnation of The Doctor portrayed by Jodie Whittaker who recently quit the role.

1. The 16th series of Doctor Who was bad. Yeah Doctor Karen ruined it and tanked the ratings.

2. Who was the worst Doctor in your opinion? Doctor Karen from the woken 16th series

3. Who did the most moping and most half arsed portrayal of the Doctor? Doctor Karen

by SuckinDieselBae January 6, 2021

Doctor's Brat

The son or daughter of a writer. Characteristic behaviours include large vocabulary and claiming to know everything about the medical field.

Must be a doctor's brat.

by XAleXandra grossX July 6, 2011

queef doctor

A male who cannot fart with noise..so in turn, he turns to silent queefs

When no noise was made and it started to smell like shit, everyone looked at the Queef Doctor because it was a given that he had struck again.

by birdman May 23, 2004

Ham Doctor

A euphemism describing a person who has committed the most unspeakable and vile acts imaginable upon the ass of another. If you could get a doctorate in butt rape, then the Ham Doctor would qualify.

"We've got another red flag, sir. A bad one."
"Hit me."
"Ham Doctor."
"Eughh."

by Slyk July 22, 2009