fat crap

when you destory the toilet big time

dude, i took a fat crap last night and it clogged the toilet

by savethedinos February 14, 2021

Crap Bag

a bag that was full of shit inside it

danny: "whats that in your bag?"
paula: "its my crap bag"

by LolmynameisLOL June 02, 2016

sap crap

music, television, etc. which is designed solely to evoke an emotional response without being subtle about it.

I was watching television this morning, and everything was going great. Then I saw Sarah McLauchlan holding a puppy, and I knew that I was in for some sap crap.

by hobopotato February 26, 2012

crap bug

lowest of the low; bottom-feeders; unimaginative people; people going nowhere without ideas

I wish these crap bugs would get a life.

by georgeharrison November 18, 2007

Crap Rapids

The treacherous narrow area of Shit Creek. Used to describe a series of unfortunate or stressful events in one's life that happen in quick succesion.

Bill- I've been up Shit Creek without a paddle for the past month, but the last few days have been a blur. It's just one screw-up after another.

Tim- Sounds like you've hit Crap Rapids

by Yung Nastyman May 31, 2009

crap bookmark

Basically "corn." If you accidentally swallow something non-edible, quickly eat corn so that you'll know when to look for said item in your stool.

Bob: Dude, I just swallowed my wedding ring!

Clay: Bro, eat some corn ASAP. When you see corn in the toilet, that’s your crap bookmark. No need to dig through stool until the corn appears.

by SinnMann September 09, 2011

Bull Crap

A word used by 12 year olds when they don’t want to get in trouble for saying “bullshit.”

“More pre-algebra homework? That’s bull crap.”

by WillZthousand May 28, 2021