two paged

when a test gets stolen and is front and back to start with, but on test day the test is actually two pages, not allowing one to fill out the test the night before.

We stole the math test, but the professor two paged us and we needed to copy the answers from the stolen copy onto the new copy.

by roy21 January 19, 2009

It's a two (2)

This phrase is mostly said while also flashing the gesture holding 2 fingers out, just as if you are flashing the peace sign except far more discreet. It means... 'its a bust' or 'keep it on the d.l (down low)'. Its said mostly between friends, where one friend is being a look out for another friend and giving them a heads up. Originated from a generation of people who were raised in Truckee/Lake Tahoe California in the mid & later 90's as teenagers.

Hey bro! It's a two (2), it's a two (2)!!!!

by ta hoe caligurrl💞 July 12, 2019

Two A Day

Norman "Nick"'s belief that every man jacks off twice a day and if he claims he doesn't then he's a fucking liar. After being called out for his excessive jack off schedule, Norman "Nick" clapped back with this idea and while nobody else has admitted to jacking off twice on a daily basis, Norman "Nick" still deeply believes this idea. In fact, Norman "Nick" feels the need to make up for others who aren't jacking off twice a day so sometimes he'll go three or four times a day just by himself. You may have heard of the multivitamin, "One A Day," think of this jacking off idea as a "Two A Day" in order to ensure the best health for yourself.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you get your two in today?
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah

by TurnM3Up December 27, 2021

two homies

Two individuals who mutually help each other out by performing favors on one another. These favors may include sexual activities. The phrase “no homo” is not necessarily needed to be spoken as it’s implied.

Just two homies sucking each other off

Jason’s in the bathroom helping a homie out. They’re two homies that need to be alone.

by no thot March 10, 2018

two-total

Describes someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.

'Fancy another bro?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'

by Clapo86 February 25, 2012

two-adjectives

A way to label individuals to tell others one's evaluation or opinion of who they are.

Strong and fast, are an example of two-adjectives. Smart but smelly, ugly but funny, fat and ugly, fat and friendly, short but cute, tall and arrogant, intelligent but snotty, snobbish but elegant. The other similar method is two-nouns, as in skinny and tall. These two-adjectives or two-nouns help describe characters in plays, for example.

by but for May 15, 2018

Two spacer

Someone who inserts two spaces after a full stop when typing meaning someone then has to delete all the extra spaces after. Also known as a double spacer or scum of the earth.

Oh no, we just gave her the job and then realised she's a two spacer

by Angrytypist May 20, 2017