Baby Crying

Pussy scared ass loser nigga bitch that can't stop crying about something fucking stupid retarted with no reason

BadassDude: Meet me behind McDonalds i'll beat your ass
Jean L: I can't come today i'm not ready for the fight pls dont hurt me *crys*
BadassDude: Shut yo bitch scary baby crying lookin ass with yo ugly teeth lookin ass before i whoop your ass
Jean L: *Leaves the scene because he's scared*

by Rav00nSeesThis February 13, 2020

Crying Game

Tucking your penis between your legs and having your girlfriend blow you from behind

You wouldn't believe it, I gave her a crying game last night. She love it.

by Meads8 July 17, 2014

cry and shame

To be a cry and a shame... the common mistake is cryin' shame but it account for both cry and shame

We lost, it was a total cry and shame!

by Marcus April 23, 2005

The Crying Game

When you go on a management retreat and your CEO breaks down crying like a little girl because when he was a young man, his blue-collar parents wouldn't let him spend their hard-earned cash to major in music and be an opera singer.

"Can you believe the crying game we just had to sit through?"

or

"I wonder if this is going to be another episode of "the crying game" because his parents don't love him."

by TomT July 16, 2008

Don't Cry, Craft

A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.

Watch out, the Phandom has risen.

"Bro, I'm crying so hard; Angela left me."

"Don't cry, craft."

"What?"

"Follow the footsteps of Dan and Phil. Join the Phandom. Don't cry, craft."

by jawnthehedgelord April 19, 2015

crying in a cool way

the hit song 'sign of the times' by Harry Edward Styles occasionally makes harry cry while performing, but in a cool way !

HAROLD: my eyes are sweating. i'm like crying in a cool way.

by gigi rose September 8, 2020

Dont cry, craft

Using arts and crafts to hide your own personal depression and failures

"That made me so sad i was literally crying!"
"No, dont cry, craft"

by Phan is so real February 23, 2017