hump attic

a person who humps ANYTHING

I was walking down the street and i everyone around me was humping random shit my wife as well, they were all hump attics.

by me duh44 October 16, 2023

Hump juice

The grease from a camel burger.

I got hump juice in my eye!

by incraigulous September 28, 2019

beaver hump

If you have to lift the hump to shave the Beaver..you have a beaver hump

My beaver hump has to be tucked into my pants.

by desertflower410 May 24, 2017

Cootie Humping

V. The act of two females grinding/bumping their vaginas together

My vagina is raw from all that cootie humping last night

by eatitup July 19, 2011

nipple humping

Thrusting your nipple into someone else. It can be dry or wet depending on if she is lactating. But don't let this fool you, men can nipple hump as well.

I'm going to put ice cubes on my nipples to get them really hard and I'm going to be nipple humping you so hard they might cut you.

by 7 foot short August 17, 2015

Chicken hump

When a man loves another man so much, he lets him insert a hardboiled egg into his anus, and tap it until he clucks.

Tim told Richard that he wants to chicken hump on their wedding night.

by Whereismymind August 24, 2019

E-Hump

To show dominance through the internet.

Kid on video game server: "Anybody else got a mic?"
Obnoxious guy: "Haha look at this little fag, go back to finger-painting!"
Cool Guy: "Shut up, stop E-Humping that kid!"
Everybody in the entire universe except for obnoxious guy: "HAHAHAHA YEAH OBNOXIOUS GUY, MORE LIKE OBNOXIOUS GAY HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"

by Njlamp December 16, 2014