pocket peter

A portable dildo or vibrator easily able to be carried in a purse

Janice took her pocket peter with her on vacation when her boyfriend couldn't come along.

by camnewtownmvp May 25, 2012

Peter McWilliams

Peter McWilliams was a best-selling author, with cool titles such as "Do It! Let's Get Off our Buts." In later years he was a medical marijuana activist. Some feel the government killed him when he was disallowed marijuana to treat his AIDS and Cancer. He died at the early age of 50.

"Keep your goals away from the trolls." - Peter McWilliams

by PetersAngel April 7, 2013

Peter Ye

A c h o n k y Chinese who flexes being #2 singles on the tennis team, but doesn't like to talk about how he lost 1 round into state. Tries to distract himself from his true love of KW by fantasizing over girls at math camp (can't get either of them).

"Hey, I like this girl but we're doing a scavenger hunt and I really want to win"
"What no, don't be a Peter Ye and screw it up!"

by SilverWWW November 20, 2019

Decimeter peter

An abnormally small penis.

Girl: "Let's see what we have here..."

*zip*

"Oh shit, how do you expect to fuck me with that decimeter peter?"

Guy: "Damn."

by chubblywubbly April 18, 2009

Peter-smoocher

A male/husband who is hiding that they are gay, finding a wife to keep it from family, friends, etc.. And gets caught shoving objects in their rectum in the middle of the night by their wife and denying any gay activity.

Damn, did you hear about her husband? He turned out to be a Peter-smoocher. That's wild huh?!

by Peter-smoochExWife! December 11, 2016

Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin = 2nd best Homer

Hey Peter Griffin, who is 2nd best Homer

by Anonymous:(: March 19, 2019

Peter Patty

When you cum and or gizz on your hand and smack some poor person in the face.

Last night Mike was sleeping so I gave him a big Peter Patty.

by Aaron Kunkel December 9, 2008