'dude I love the song cake by the ocean'
'you know that song is about having sex on the beach right?'
'... well now I do'
'you know that song is about having sex on the beach right?'
'... well now I do'
by SlipperyTrashMan August 11, 2021
Get the cake by the oceanmug. When your banging a chick on her period she squirts on your dick and the bloody pussy juice sprays on your face while shes riding you
by Quuefqueeferson April 29, 2022
Get the Ocean spraymug. Filled with a bunch of old ass people with demonsia and there is no time when the leaves don’t fall or are clogging your gutters oh and there’s no street lights. lol
by FuCk My ToE iTcHeS February 20, 2019
Get the Ocean pinesmug. Just like the Ocean she is beautiful, calming and expansive. Her energy is captivating, everyone wants to be near her. A pure soul.
Ocean, she is a breath of fresh air!
by Gypsywhispers November 23, 2021
Get the Oceanmug. Mike: Hey man do you know any good servers to play on?
John: Do I know any good servers? You bet your ass I do boy, join Oceanic Networks DarkRP, they are one of the oldest garry's mod communities and are simply the best.
Mike: Ok.
John: Do I know any good servers? You bet your ass I do boy, join Oceanic Networks DarkRP, they are one of the oldest garry's mod communities and are simply the best.
Mike: Ok.
by TheMikeHunt August 17, 2022
Get the Oceanic Networksmug. When a guy is peeing (usually standing up), and attempts to get every last bit out, and when he puts it back into his pants, it starts leaking.
Ahh, come on. I’ll just stop. NOOOOOOO not the motion in the ocean! Everyone’s going to laugh at me!!!
by jakeyT31 March 24, 2024
Get the Motion in the oceanmug. When a naked guy and girl are attached to two boats and are going 60mph at each other. Before they die the shaft will be inserted into the coin slot. This act last only for 0.63 seconds
On a remote stretch of turbulent ocean, two small boats faced each other, adrift but accelerating toward an inevitable collision. Strapped to these boats, their wrists bound tightly to the rusted metal frames, were a man and a woman. The cold spray of the ocean stung their faces as they both struggled, their eyes wide with excitement .
The man, David, was in his mid-thirties, his dark hair plastered to his forehead, and his breath coming in short, desperate bursts. He pulled against the restraints, his muscles straining, but the ropes held fast. He looked up across the crashing waves, and through the haze of saltwater and mist, he could make out the woman on the other boat.
Her name was Melissa. She had striking green eyes and short blonde hair, now damp and tangled. She was younger than David by a few years, her face pale, lips trembling. She, too, fought the ropes, twisting and kicking, but like David, she was helpless. The boats, caught in the same current, drifted faster toward each other with every passing second.
he knew the impact would be devastating for her ass
Before the boats smashed together, David inserted it in for 0.63 seconds before both meeting their demise.
Trans Atlantic blue ocean
The man, David, was in his mid-thirties, his dark hair plastered to his forehead, and his breath coming in short, desperate bursts. He pulled against the restraints, his muscles straining, but the ropes held fast. He looked up across the crashing waves, and through the haze of saltwater and mist, he could make out the woman on the other boat.
Her name was Melissa. She had striking green eyes and short blonde hair, now damp and tangled. She was younger than David by a few years, her face pale, lips trembling. She, too, fought the ropes, twisting and kicking, but like David, she was helpless. The boats, caught in the same current, drifted faster toward each other with every passing second.
he knew the impact would be devastating for her ass
Before the boats smashed together, David inserted it in for 0.63 seconds before both meeting their demise.
Trans Atlantic blue ocean
by Lexington’s adventures October 14, 2024
Get the Trans Atlantic blue oceanmug.