Rhino Spa Treatment

Male rhinoceros have been know to self-bidet themselves by urinating on their own anus and waving their tails in a quick whipping motion too clean the hind area. The Rhino Spa Treatment is a sexual act performed by a trio in which one person lies on their back (the reciever) person #2 deficates (the giver) on the receivers chest. Once that act is complete, person #3 (the cleaner) urinates on to the givers anus until thoroughly cleansed.

Man I had a lot of Mexican last night. I think i'm going to need the rhino spa treatment tomorrow.

by rumhammer July 4, 2025

Envelope Treatment

To lick a woman and stuff her full

I gave that woman the envelope treatment last night!

by Willis Fitnermouth May 10, 2025

treatment goggles

when youve had a lack of options of who to sex by being in residential treatment so long that your standards drop to unholy levels. that 5/10 you wouldve never considered now becomes much more attractive. post nut clarity hits hard with these people

"bro, did you really get with Becky??? She's literally chopped."
"man, give it 3 months and you'll also develop treatment goggles."

by skeleboner42 January 28, 2024

Medical treatments

You fucking hear this guy? This is why I don't believe rich people are particularly intelligent.

Hym "He says 'medical treatments shouldn't not be based on feelings' and he says it in relationship to trannies. Ok... ALL NON-WOUND MEDICAL TREATMENT... Is predicated on 'feeling.' Your internal state is deviating from (either) your previous internal state OR the base-line internal state of the average person. It's all predicated on a self-reported non-concordance between yourself and one of those two internal states. And BEYOND THAT... ALL PSYCHOLOGICAL TREATMENT... Is predicated on 'feelings.' The entire practice. (Unless (of course) your one of the online therapy hacks downstream of Jordan Peterson, in which case, you just aren't treated and are just told to replace your current source of dopamine with things they would subjectively rather see people do). So no. He's retarded. That's a retarded thing to think. That thought can only exist within a retarded mind. This is what I mean when I say these people a solipsistic. They do not accept the legitimacy of the internal beings of other people."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

The Daisy treatment

Getting ignored for several hours and then maybe getting a response a couple of hours/days. Probably when the subject is completely irrelevant.

Example: Hi Daisy I have had a really bad day and I am not feelign so well. Daisy: ... *3 days later* Daisy: OMG ARE YOU OKAYYY???? <3<3 I HOPE YOU ARE FEELING GOOD WANNA TALK ABOUT IT. no I am actually fine now I felt good like the last 2 days.

Wow I really just got The Daisy treatment for 3 whole days.

by I got Daisy treatmented June 18, 2020

The Walter Treatment

When you throw a person against a wall when attempting to put them in handcuffs and they hurt their knee. They then cry about it for the next 5 hours.

I gave him the Walter Treatment last night when he tried to resist. He was crying in the squad car for the next few hours.

by njm92 September 3, 2021

The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.

Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."

by not izaak February 17, 2022