King Wideass

t-Rump.

Everything King Wideass touches turns to (not gold).

by Tahobo December 2, 2021

Christ the King

Located in the ye-haw state. After 2020 it became hell. Everyone hates it here and wants to leave bad enough to go to the shit-show Bishop McGuinness that’s invested in druggies and rapists. Oh and don’t forget the favorite lucy-goosy. The tattle tale and snitch of the school. Oh i’m sorry i forgot, the theology teacher banned the word snitch, probably because lucy- goosy cried about it. And don’t forget the awesome teachers that only care about skirt length cause it’s “distracting” when in reality the real distraction is being pulled out of class cause their skirt is to short. Like yes Ms KLB, the guys are going to rape us in a middle school classroom. Those assholes wouldn’t have the nerve and are probably so fucking dumb they couldn’t figure out how! And let’s not ignore the bold-ass sixth graders every year. Those annoying sixies have some nerve. When we were in 6th grade we would’ve literally been put in a trash can for doing what these shitheads do.

Christ the King is a living hell.

by ctk_lover December 2, 2021

king toker

The person that would smoke the most amount off weed and does it the most out off his friend group

Oh big browner is king toker

by Theowneroffthebananaphone December 3, 2021

Chaunce King

Chaunce King: Someone who has mastered the art of vxping and lungs are completely destroyed.

Yo Micheal C is greatest Chaunce King ever to live.

by King Foo December 4, 2021

king Norcalius

King Norcalius: King of Norcalia and High King of Caladonia. Slayer of trolls, defender of the realm, hero of the first great troll war; your protector here in the retched streamland called Twitch.

Did you see the troll King Norcalius slayed yesterday? He’s so badass

by The Grand LoreMaster December 4, 2021

Adam King

Adam King is a true gentleman.He has the most beautiful smile and dreamy brown eyes you ever did see.In mind and looks he is a true king, insanely smart without making you feel stupid.You will learn so much from an Adam King,especially this one.With a heart of gold everything he does is done with love and kindness.With video games he’s a bit of a geek but he’s a sex god under the sheets !

I know he will make the most amazing husband :)

Adam king= a king

I love you forever Adam king

by Foreverbabs12 December 5, 2021

My glorious king Goku

Goku…boy oh boy where do I even begin…. 🤤He’s just so…soooooo HOT! I NEED HIM, PLEEAAAASE! Chi-Chi is so goddamn lucky to have him as a husband, I would’ve been at him in bed all day every night, I NEEEEEED ITTTT

Person 1: My glorious king Goku solos all of fiction…he’s so….just so….ugh~ I NEEED HIM!!!
Person 2: What the fuck

by GokusDarDar February 13, 2024