distress ass joe

when somebody is heartbroken about somebody but they so friendly

boy you a distress ass joe with ur friendly ass

by kroybetter July 3, 2023

joe

joe mama

me:do u know whos joe?
another person:joe who?
me:Joe mama

by apple 8 November 20, 2021

Crooked Joe Biden

The 46th President of the United States. The worst President this country has ever seen.

Crooked Joe Biden can't find his way off the stage.

by kanas sucks May 15, 2024

Sloppy Joe

When a female (or male) shits on a dick during anal sex

Damn this sloppy joe is messy as fuck!

by Buttplugger69 January 15, 2020

joe mama

never ask who joe is

person 1:are you sad that Joe died person 2: who is Joe person 1: joe mama

by fuckyourtyujnbvcfrtyuij April 13, 2022

Joe

Joe is the name of a straight white dude who tells everyone he’s 6ft but is actually 5’10.

Hey did you see Joe yesterday, he wasn’t as tall as I thought he would be.

by Meowndjdjd November 11, 2021

Joes

To kill time, usually while I'm in jail. You could be joesing, playing cards or watching TV. Also could be used in regards to Joes someone, meaning "hold them down" talk on the phone, send money, things that would help make time fly by.

My girlfriend is my joes. She talks to me everyday.

by Tbg09 May 12, 2025