crusty farm hand

Collecting a vast amount of sperm and feces to smear it on your partners back during doggy style

Yea Jessie cheated on me so I just gave her the crusty farm hand and bounced.

by Turdburgelur January 05, 2018

dyke hand

A dyke hand occurs when a photo is taken and the individual in the photo has their arm around another person's shoulder. Causing the dyke hand. Formation of the hand that seems to be somewhat deformed or somewhat awkward looking.

Girl 1 - "Oh my god I love this picture of us!"

Girl 2 - "Me too! but I have a dyke hand!"

by awkwardfotoz March 31, 2011

generational hands

a whole generation/family of ppl who was bout that action

“dont fight him bruh his family got generational hands, his momma used to drag girls inna street”

by korradefender93 February 25, 2025

Veins in hands for girls

When a girl gets veins in her hands that means she masturbates to much

Veins in hands for girls:i play with my self to much

by Google999 March 05, 2023

Hands free prostate exam

The act of butt fucking somebody whilst standing up

“Yo did you hear Brad gave Mary a hands free prostate exam, that pretty freaky”

by Sm!tty345 April 18, 2024

Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit

Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 04, 2020

The Black Hand of Sauron

The Black Hand was the greatest and the most feared of Sauron's Black Captains during the late Third Age. He personally killed the family of Talion (a ranger of the Black Gate), both his wife and his son, and then proceeded to slit the throat of Talion himself.

“You cannot escape us.”
-THE BLACK HAND OF SAURON.

by GoDoSomethingProductive March 31, 2021