Stand up guy

Michael Franzese

Hey man! Have you heard of Michael Franzese?

Are you kidding? He’s the definition of a stand up guy!

Oh, my bad!
It’s ok. Fuggetaboutit!

by Gonzorino September 9, 2020

Guy 10

Nobody will ever remember him.
He's only a shadow of his peers.

Guy 1: Hey, whats up bro?
Guy 2: Nothing much, how about you?
Guy 3: hey guys.. can you ask me about how I'm doing?
Guy 4: Stop acting like you're non-existent to everyone.. think about how I feel.
Guy 5: Like you could ever talk?! Do you see how I am.
Guy 4: Shut the fuck up 5! Nobody cares about you
Guy 6: Stop fighting.. you don't know what real loneliness is
Guy 7: You don't either! You haven't seen a single thing.
Guy 8: Ha.. amateurs

Guy 9: 8, you're talking about yourself right?

Guy 10:

by kytasphobic July 27, 2024

hi guys

when you say hi to your guys👋👋

Hi guys!!!!! hows it going guys!!1!!!

by H.A.M.I January 7, 2023

swedish guy but actually danish

Stupid swedish people who are actually danish people like Strebz

Strebz is such a swedish guy but actually danish

by CH9IICICKKAAN June 30, 2020

straightforward guy

A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.

Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P

by QuacksO January 21, 2025

Autotune Guy

T-Pain. People say he's trash and he uses autotune but he can sing without it, and he actually makes it great, along with Travis Scott. And the impact he's had on rap is great. Many mumble rappers copy him.

*Lil Uzi Vert - You Was Right* on the radio

Jack: What rap is this? It sounds similar.

Michael: A T-Pain clone?

Alex: Yeah, he copied the Autotune Guy. Sadly 90% of radio rappers these days. You could always listen to Kendrick Lamar and J Cole though.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 1, 2022

Punani Guy

This Guy Who is Really Cool. Has a friend named Cobbie who has a really really small Penis, A Micropenis.

Punani Guy has a friend named Cobbie.

by Punani Guy April 17, 2022