What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A joke. The answer is "rabbit farts"

Remember, you're supposed to publish jokes. This is not an inside joke.

Suzy: I have a joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Lulu: I don't know. What's the answer?
Suzy: Rabbit farts.
Both: Hahhahahahahah.

by Arfie McGoogleheimer February 28, 2010

tossed like salad

Extremely intoxicated to the point of near incoherance.

"Oh man did you talk to her before?"

"Yea I don't know what the hell she's talking about, she's tossed like salad right now."

by StealsyourstereO April 26, 2006

i don't feel like eating

When you are not hungry but probably will be after everyone has already eaten.

Person 1: We are going out to eat. Wanna come?
Person 2: No. I don't feel like eating

by ThisNameIsMadeUp1122 May 28, 2017

Make like a Party of Five and Bailey

It's time to leave.

Hey guys, I'd love to stick around but i have to work tomorrow. Guess I better make like a party of five and bailey

by Nic Holas September 13, 2010

I like ya cut g!

when you slap the emo kids wrist, and yell "I like ya cut g!"

ex.-
emo kid: *rolls up sleeves*
Kyle: "I like ya cut g!" *Kyle slaps emo kids wrist*

by YourDadIsHome December 3, 2020

Your like a brother to me

what whores say about people they’re sleeping with

“are you sleeping with Alex as well?”

“no your like a brother to me”

by goovjnfjk July 30, 2019

I like you for who you are

Actually, no I don't. In fact, I wish you were dead, preferrably by my own hand. i am only saying that I like you just to make you feel like you actually have some importance to me.

So next time, if she says, "I like you for who you are", it means that she's gonna dump you the next day.

by Bullshit Detector 2.0 August 1, 2004