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Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie

The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.
Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.
by Claude2869 June 15, 2015
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Seat Cheese

The slime and dirt in and around car seats
Your car is so dirty, you could drag your fingers in between your seats and have a handful of seat cheese.
by Dong knots July 16, 2015
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Cheese Keeper

A derogatory name for a woman's vagina suggesting the woman has a yeast infection or other nasty condition.
Hey Carl, I finally bagged the office slut but damn she had a foul cheese keeper!
by Mr Vegas July 27, 2016
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Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

The act of filling your mouth with cream cheese and then squeezing it out into your partner's urethra
I was 69'ing my girlfriend last night and she gave me a Costa Rican Cheese Surprise
by Garzipan August 11, 2016
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Kuhn cheese

The cheese in which comes from the vagina crack of a dickhead. It is spread on toast every year in celebration of I'm a dickhead honour day.
Hey bro, I can tell that under all those layers of f**kwitness you have a thick layer of Kuhn cheese..
by Pickle2403 August 19, 2016
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Cheesed

I'm so CHEESED right now!
by SquiddoKiddo August 20, 2016
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Blue Cheese

(n.) Little lumps of a white cheesy smegma mixed in with blue toilet water cleaner. Usually occurs when your dick is so long that it touch da water.
My boy Eric's dick touch da water. Splash. Splash. Dick head look like a pirate ship sailing the deep blue. Making dat blue cheese, doe.
by ChimmyChummy September 14, 2016
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