Donald J. Trump

Orange human being, driven to madness by... no one knows what. Followed by the QAnon cult and other far right wingers.

QAnoner: "HAIL TRUMP. HAIL OUR PEOPLE. HAIL VICTORY!!! Where we go one we go all"
Sane Person: "He does know that Donald J. Trump is an alleged rapist, right?!"

by PLMMJ June 21, 2024

TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome

TURDS—Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome—isn’t just a joke; it’s a mirror held up to the bizarre, one-sided obsession some fans have with Donald Trump.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.

Me: "TDS? Trump certainly has some sort of derangement syndrome, but you seem to have a bad case of the TURDS: He ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo."

Them: "What's TURDS?"

Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"

by megaleach February 28, 2025

This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump

See!? Look what it got me! Or conservatives in general, right?

Hym "This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump! Right Russell Brand? Now, threatening children, on the other hand, THAT ALWAYS WORKS! I created AI. I'm the CEO of the greatest multimedia corporation in the history of the world! I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived! All because of child threats!"

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

Donald J. Trump

1. An astonishingly hypocritical, ignorant, unintelligent, incoherent, idiotic, disgraceful curse upon gods green earth

2. Reincarnation of Adolf Hitler

3. Cult Leader

"How much stupider can Donald J. Trump get"

by 76Patriot July 12, 2025

Donald J. Trump

1. (noun) a famous rich guy who sucked off my reformed orthodox rabbi and had an intimate relationship with the island guy who totally killed himself in prison ;)
hes also the president of the united states and wants to fuck over the immigrants like how big beautiful bill fucked him

2. (verb) to thrust someones penis into your or another persons mouth after paying them a fuck ton of money and wearing a clown nose while doing so

FDT

1:
Guy 1: I hate Donald J. Trump, he's a fascist dictator and he sucks!
Guy 2: He literally 'sucks' lmfao

2:
Girl: Well, I'd better get back to my mansion. I really enjoyed Donald J. Trumping you tonight, Mister.
Guy: Happy to earn some cash, but you'd better take off that clown nose so your chauffeur doesn't honk it!

by anonym_1924940 November 24, 2025

Donald J. Trump

You got a whole lot of ceasefires not happening over there, Bud. You need to help with that.

Hym Iam "Donald J. Trump is also not Hym, and is, therefore, one of the Not-Mes. What, uh... What is going on over there? It seems like shit is going down."

by Hym Iam January 4, 2026