King’s Clam Chowder

when you’re getting a blumpkin and a third party pukes on the dick and the other party sucks the puke off

“Yo man, the first time I got a King’s Clam Chowder was in the Whole Foods bathroom. They had to get maintenance to clean up the cum-puke-shit stains.”

by 2whistles December 7, 2022

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King Belvedere

The best rock band to ever come out of Baltimore.

we need a king belvedere feel.

by B-A October 20, 2008

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isaac king

Isaac King is a true Geez and he will point at anyone he fucking wants to and say "it's the first time for you" make sure you treat him with respect

I saw Isaac King and he pointed at the teacher and said "it's the first time for you"

by The Geez 🔥 May 24, 2017

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ALEXANDER OUR KING

he knows all and is all

He is the point of our existance

HE IS WHY WE ARE ALIVE TODAY
dbababy is no longer superior
chababy
CHUPAPI

asshole 1: I really hate ALEXANDER OU
God: Fuck you *Smites*
asshole 1: bru h :(
God: *Removes your blemish of an existance*

dead asshole: WHY AM I IN AHELLLLa?!?!?!A?!!?A?!aaa
God: because you doubted ALEXANDER OUR KING exisatance.
Dead bitch asshole: aiawdojawo
God: db

by IHateYourKnees August 8, 2021

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Lasagna King

A tall semi-italian business man with big feet, a dump truck, tiny calves, tons of beautiful girl friends but no true maidens. They are godlike at smash but frequently have performances just as mid as their body dysmorphia makes them think they are. H.P. is there superpower. They have time traveled from the future. They also frequently recieve hate from non chads, not natty roid ragers, and 14 year olds from Istanbul.

Friend 1: “I think todays a good day for calf raises and to dm a maiden With to A’s in her name.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”

by DaNFTMillionaire May 22, 2022

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