Do you have any hand sanitizer?

(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."

Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?

Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.

by RickBAideai April 2, 2011

why do my posts always get declined

If you decline this you aren’t loyal to pewdiepie and you love tseries and are gay

Why do my posts always get declined?

by annoying fucker June 18, 2019

I do what I want, I'm punk rock

A phrase to use when someone is telling you not to do something but you don't care.

Popularised by Michael Clifford (Guitarist in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a live stream where his fellow bandmates are telling him to stop swear and Michael then replies with "I do what I want, I'm punk rock"

Michael: I do what I want, I'm punk rock
Calum: No you're not! Just because you're wearing eyelines doesn't make you punk rock!

by It's a cow luke September 6, 2020

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

A comment chain started by ToaLegend and was first seen on Jschlatt's, "I am disgusted." YouTube video. It is now a virus that has spread throughout many YouTube channel's comment section.

Me: oh cool, a new video from (insert channel)
Also me: *checks comments while watching*
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

by 2k._j4y February 5, 2021

You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE

Basically yeeting people across the multiverse for a thing far worse then destroying the multiverse

Hey you know i'm vegan RiGhT? You: yes why are you asking Friend: and you know i have a dog right You:Yes Friend: And so is my do- You: You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE

by a name that is totally not tok November 16, 2020

You do what you want when you poppin

Once an individual reaches a certain point in life the individual can now do what they want, when they want, where they want. With no restraints.

"Why did you think it was ok to do such a thing"
"You do what you want when you poppin"

by JuicePharoah October 10, 2016

All you had to do is follow the damn train CJ

A quote from a hard mission in GTA: San Andreas

*somone fails at slapping someone in the face* "all you had to do is follow the damn train CJ"
"Lol"

by Thedank0r October 13, 2016