alien passport hole

Creating hell is easy if you are a Ratan. Act sing dance and everybody will love you, like it or not. Ratans can bend your emotions with the new rat-wand 69 thousand! Cry, laugh, scream and your poop will be a dream!

The Ratans of Atan and the rest, emptied their purse-groins to find their alien passport hole.

by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025

marble hole

A sad place where none Italian men's lives go to die or s/s/s sum stoopid shet

She blew kisses at guys with her top side marble hole and I fell in.

by sinrlifemattrs October 24, 2025

Snork Hole

When a burrowed dog in the bedding peeps the tip of it's snout out from under the covers for air.

If you help Heinrich get burrowed don't forget to leave him a snork hole.

by slicknasty October 24, 2025

Quokka hole

When on rottnest Island and a cute quokka climbs up your bunghole

I was sleeping and woke up with a quokka hole

by Hemiholeseeker November 1, 2025

Jammer 5 hole

Lacrosse slang turned life philosophy. When you’ve got no clue what the move is so you go with a classic fallback or default option. Originating from the term "when in doubt shoot it five hole".

an example of a jammer 5 hole: It was 2am and I hit her with a " u up?" text Or using the same stupid pick-up line on hinge over and over.

by jammer5hole November 11, 2025

The square hole

Oh my God wow. Jesus Christ honey relax.

Hym "We're not going to just use the square hole Jesus fucking Christ it's OK. Is she hanging in there? Well now I fucking feel bad holy shit I mean I am clearly disgruntled and doing a thing here. Just calm down. Everything is going to be fine."

by Hym Iam November 11, 2025

Supermassive bum hole

It's just a supermassive bum hole.

We are going to a lecture all about supermassive bum holes

by Sigmatherobot November 14, 2025