Double-handing

The act of giving with one hand while taking with the other. Most common in Christian communities where clothing, food or services are given with one hand while the other hand expects you to participate in their faith by attending their church or accepting their bibles.

“Gosh I wish I could feed my kids without having to endure the double-handing of our local church.

by WordMiser76 May 28, 2019

Caesar Hands

The act of mistakingly typing gibberish words due to mistakingly placing your fingers a little too far left or right on your keyboard.

John: ...And that's why I dropped my dad's phone in the toilet.
Robert: KIK
John: What?
Robert: I meant LOL*
Robert: Just my Caesar Hands

by grinc August 3, 2024

Bendigo Hand-Warmer

The act of performing using both hands in the position of “two in the pink, one in the stink” position, inserting fingers then proceeding to rub your hands together like you trying to get warm.

Janet last night was amazing, my hands got cold so I did the “Bendigo hand-warmer” now I need a new mattress

by Wookiemonster January 12, 2025

Hand sesh

Hand job

You up for a hand sesh?

by Pika pika March 1, 2019

shake hands with the boss

To urinate (male, semi-vulgar)

I'll be back in a minute, I'm going to go shake hands with the boss. *heads off to bathroom*

by Dr Akula May 18, 2015

IKEA hand

The claw-like hand cramp you get from assembling IKEA furniture. Distantly related to wankers cramp but less pleasurable.

Dude 1: What's wrong with your hand? Wankers cramp?
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.

by PeterG227 September 6, 2013

Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks in.

I was caught porn handed. I was jackin to some BDSM, and I feel asleep. I woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016