big daddy stelmach

meewoooww rawr humana humana humana awoooogaaaa :3

i want big daddy stelmach to plow my feilds if u catch my drift :33

by luka farteira March 24, 2023

russian daddy

The sexiest man on earth. Wants you to be his "leetle girl" and asks you to be his CUMSLUT!

Slice: Hello russian daddy
Russian Daddy: LEETLE GIRL

by Yermy Battled Warter November 24, 2019

tumblr daddy

Characters (mostly main protagonists/antagonists from indie franchises) that are sexualized and simped on by a bunch of LGBTQ+ kids from tumblr.

Examples like:
Baldi - Baldi’s Basics
The Onceler - The Lorax
Bill Cypher - Gravity Falls
Black Hat - Villainous
Bendy - Bendy and the Ink Machine
Sans - Undertale

(chances of your character being a tumblr daddy can increase if your character wears a comically long top hat.)

“omg did u see that pic of rick’s hot ass on tumblr??

yass he’s such a tumblr daddy uwu”

by Kakathegreatest December 13, 2021

daddy long noodle

a more advanced term for snek

person a: wowie! look at that daddy long noodle!
person b: you mean that snek?
person a: yeah same difference

by **lesbian goddess** April 10, 2019

Cryps Daddy

He is very good at flirting :3 Has smexy hands. And is a fkin kid. Loves licking.

Ayye thats cryps daddy! The man with smexy hands.

by Alexia2626 August 04, 2021

Daddy Day

The day after a male's birthday, going from babay to daddy. A 1 day belated birthday wish to a male friend.

Happy Daddy Day sorry I missed your birthday.

by 140pointsix February 01, 2025

Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.

Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"

by Joco Sleuth January 10, 2018