cock of the wock

A supreme asshole. Someone who acts like they're the boss of everything. A very cocky person.

Dad: You're over there acting like the cock of the wock!
Son: pffft.. Okay, Dad.

by Corpsewall August 10, 2009

bacon cock

this repacement for the word "word". if you dont know what word means search it! :D

bobby "dude im soo high"
mason "bacon cock"

by fucking kangaroo! December 27, 2010

The Creeping Cock

When a man has the woman close her eyes and makes her give him head. takes it out and spins her around till she is disoriented which leaves her confused on where the cock is coming from. to give her a extra surprise drag your dick across her leg so she thinks so knows where it is then rub three fingers on her vagina so she thinks its your penis then quickly stick your dick in her ass!! Gets her every time ;)

Man last night i gave that bitch the creeping cock and now shes in the hospital with a pink sock.

by buck nasty! May 5, 2010

cock flasps

Flasps, for a cock. Not to be confused with cock flaps which are an entirely different kettle of fish altogether.

Do you know where I can get a good set of cock flasps?

by Vauxhall Burgundy September 13, 2008

Cock Blocker

A jerk Someone who interupts an act or conversation such as
Ie: grinding or Flirtatous conversation
Roots of orgin: my friends locker , english decent ( the american kind)

example:stop bieng a cock blocker!

by Kip0130 March 18, 2007

cock art

urban=repainting a bad tramp stamp with baby gravy
white collar=Urinating a canvas of contemporary artists delight in the snow bank; self ejaculation on a female canvas

urban=Cock art is applying a cum facial
white colar=My cock art won first place at the Adult Video Awards.

by tazkat731 November 19, 2007

cock soda

urine contained in a plastic bottle, such as a soda or water bottle, left sitting around your dorm room. also a term for piss in general.

dude, man, whats with all the cock soda sitting around here? go piss outside man!

by simplegr33n420 March 11, 2009