Cougar Cheese

An older woman's vagina slime.

"Dude I just hooked up with your mom, she has some nasty cougar cheese."

by Fieldzzz January 12, 2012

brown goat cheese

When your fucking a goat in the ass and you bust a nut and that shit comes spilling out.

"i fucked that goat, helga, so hard she squirted brown goat cheese"

by Green lagoon August 12, 2017

cottage cheese sperm

Thick Clumpy or Chunky Sperm

I asked him to give me a smooth facial, but all I got was a face full of cottage cheese sperm.

by Lou Lou Lucifer December 13, 2024

Texas Cheese Whistle

a Texas Cheese Whistle is when your partner collects your foreskin "cheese" over time and on a special occasion lathers your dick in it and chows down on it like a BBQ brisket while also making sure to eat all the old and new foreskin cheese, this only works if you have a big dick because everything is big in Texas.

Hey bro how was last night with Jessica?
It was amazing bro we did the Texas Cheese Whistle while she was on her period!!

by oneguy21425 September 30, 2025

Voice cheese

When someone deepens their voice to sound intimidating or to pull hoes

“He don’t usually sound like that he using voice cheese on these hoes”

by Lebronnnat September 3, 2025

Cheese

A word you say at random times. Why? You don't know. You just say it.

You're just sitting at your computer looking thru Urban Dictionary and you just say "Cheese". Then you carry on with your day. As if nothing just happened.

Or you're with your friends and you random say "Cheese" and you have to tell them why you just said it out of nowhere.

John: Cheese...
Mike: What?
John: Oh uh... Nothing.

by RandomGuyOnTheStreet2 January 29, 2021

Grilled Cheese

When you use butter for anal sex instead of lube.

We were all out of lube so I used butter and gave her the ol grilled cheese.

Or when John gets pegged.

by Metal Bucket November 3, 2018