Roof Korean Day

Holiday celebrated every April 29. On the anniversary of Koreans gathering on roofs in Los Angeles to take part in target practice and smoke cigs.

Sorry boss, working this Tuesday would interfere with my observation of Roof Korean Day

by Not a white supremist April 30, 2019

At the end of the day, it's night

At the end of the day, it's night; means that the truth is painfully obvious when you think about it.

Emily: I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me.
Daniel: At the end of the day, it's night. I know why you cut me off.

by TheUnknownVariable2021 March 18, 2021

second day pants

jeans that fit perfectly, on the second day of use; first day pants are a bit too tight, but second day pants feel great.

It feels so good to put on second day pants and not worry about a muffin top.

by damngrlhowthehell January 21, 2008

National Dave Day

National Dave Day is traditionally being celebrated on the 8th of December. Folklore goes that on this day in the year 1934 a Dave was born somewhere in the world every second. We commemorate this, which in certain circles has been known as 'The Tenth World Wonder, by showing a little bit of extra love to a Dave in your vicinity. Traditional dishes for this special day are decorated pancakes and heart shaped food. Dave's name is frequently spelled on said pancake with different types of topping. One could consider melted chocolate, marshmallows or maple syrup to name a few. It is widely regarded as a scientific fact that every Dave likes to munch down on a good homemade pancake. One could expect exclamations such as the 'Yummieeeeeee', 'Mmmmmmmm' or 'Not too shabby' as Dave attacks his carb-bomb. Make your Dave's day special too, and show him that you care. 8th of December, National Dave Day, a joy for all.

Happy National Dave Day to one and all!

Well, would you believe it? Dave was radiating after eating the pancake I made him for his special day.

I'm well chuffed that we got to celebrate National Dave Day again this year.

by 100%QualityAssurance December 8, 2018

National beef day

August 3rd, the day in which you start beef with anyone friends,family,strangers,dogs,etc just start saying shit to each other

“Hey man fuck you”

“Wtf what was that for?”
“Today’s national beef day”

by Jwill724 August 3, 2018

Late Day Eggs

Something fake niggas eat. If one is found eating eggs late in the day, it's a wrap, their career and life is over.

Example conversation between late day eggs degenerate and normal dude
Dude 1: Yo you get yo' J's from Banana Republic.
Dude 2: Man shu' cho' ass up, you eat eggs late in the day, why you tryna diss me?

by CleverUsername_ October 25, 2017

Vagina Evacuation Day

The celebration of the occasion of which you exited from your mother's vagina. This is also the day in which your mother is reminded of the excruciating pain and agony caused by pushed you ass out of her vagina.

Dude 1: Hey man, my birthday is today!

Dude 2: Well Happy Vagina Evacuation Day!!

by Donny 63 August 21, 2013