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You Goddamn Monkey

A white man referring to a black man
White Man: look at that monkey
Black Man: What did you call me
White Man: I said You're a Goddamn Monkey You goddamn monkey
by monkeyboi69 April 18, 2023
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are you Magnus enough?

If you want to be like Magnus, you have to be Magnus enough.
What does this task include? It's simply:

1. You need to be the hottest, sexiest most jaw-drop-handsome looking chad in the room.
2. You need to be able to use your wording and charm to finesse yourself into any girls' pants of your choosing.
3. You need a massive cock, and a big pair of balls. If you dont have that, dont even think of being Magnus enough.

That's how simply it is.
How to use the saying "are you Magnus enough?"
Person1: "I'm going over to that hot girl over there"
Person2: "Are you Magnus enough to do that?"
by BigManMagnus February 4, 2021
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I hoe you

When you nominate someone to be your hoe
I hoe you Jess
by NotSomeoneYouKnowYet December 18, 2019
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Are you dumb for searching this?

You: I'm gonna search "Are you dumb for searching this?" on urban dictionary because I'm so random xD
friend: You're retarded. I'm sorry, but I have to put you down
by I_have_29_eggs May 13, 2019
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Top you off

That odd circumstance when the waitress ask if she can top you off and you both just look at eachother with enchanted eyes. She then proceeds to take her top off and give that slip brain.
Top you off - “Yes son, I met your mom when she was waitressing at doc’s. She was filling up my water and asked if could top me off, I of course said yes and the rest is history.”
by Kyler keeps on April 8, 2022
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DO DAT TO YOU

A term invented & coined by ABH2 (Aw/Sw) Jaiyel Hammond and ABH2 (Aw/Sw/Idw) Herchiel Jones
Definition: To make one’s dominant and or GOAT LIKE performance known amongst others who are believed to be stellar! (Works in many scenarios)
1: Shawty stop talking to me like I’m one of these lame niggas you been fuQ’N… ILL REALLY DO DAT TO YOU!

2: You don’t want to play me in SPADES for money. They didn’t tell you? WE’LL REALLY DO DAT TO YOU!

3: I don’t want to race you with your little motorcycle. You see what I’m riding… ILL REALLY DO DAT TOO YOU!

4: Yo stay out of Oakcliff Texas if you ain’t from there! You may have got hustled in St. Louis but in Oakcliff Texas… THEY’LL REALLY DO DAT TO YOU!

(See: Take you up through there)
(See: Oakcliff )
(See: Shawty)
(See: Lame ass niggas)
by Galehart Popwell March 24, 2023
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Weed is detremental to you.

Im just doing this for a health assigment and Im too lazy to do this shit properly.
Weed is detremental to you. Is me just being too lazy to desgin a mug so im using this.
by Andrewlicker2000 September 20, 2022
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