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what a Jack!

A term used when you can not use profanity such as Jackass or Fucking Asshole in the presence of others and/or you are a conservative individual that doesn't swear. Also, it's a great term to use directly to the person whom is acting like a jackass and they don't know, but it feels good to you.
Recently a friend come over for dinner with my husband and I plus our 4 year old daughter. At the dinner table she casually mentioned she discovered her husbands email address on the Ashley Madison hack site. My response, not wanting to swear in the presence of my young child, was "what a Jack! I'm so sorry". Another example is when you are working with a male customer who's being an asshole you can say "take your time deciding Jack and let me know if I can be of further assistance " the customer may not catch it or may correct your mishap by saying "my name is Matt" and you can choose to apologize or say " I'm sorry I thought it was Jack".
by Jacks fill October 9, 2016
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What

A word used to avoid things or when you so fucking deaf you can’t hear mostly used by Claire
“Who just said what” “it was Claire” “ oh I’m not suprised
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What the Smurf?

Another way of saying "huh?". The word smurf replaces different cuss words, keeping the speaker out of trouble.
Mom: "Isabelle there giant dog toy stuffed in the oven" Isabelle "What the Smurf?"
by Bakertable January 24, 2011
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what color is Your Wheelchair?

A question someone would ask that implies that you are disabled.
You suck at playing basketball!
Hey, what color is your wheelchair?
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What hot girls get at taco bell

“babe you already know my order, two cheesy gordita crunch medium dr pepper”
(aka What hot girls get at taco bell)
by ilikepain December 3, 2021
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What must cut?

A rude phrase used in response to irrelevant information that has been brought to your attention and has no value to your life whatsoever. Most likely annoying
Sunny: “I was on FaceTime with ”

Jack: “Okay now what must cut?”
by Miyagison January 9, 2022
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What the imaginitive fuck

what the imaginitive fuck (wtif) is used when someone post something truly horrific and they need to question why they decided to post it.
Op: * post someone getting raped*
Me: what the imaginitive fuck op.
by A digital mess June 22, 2019
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