monkeybone 

A monkey's hard cock. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeyhole


Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.

bob: you are a motley fool.
girl: You suck monkeybone.

boy 1: Say what? That don't make no sense.
boy 2: You're so hard-headed.
random boy: Yeah, you're such a monkeybone.

monkeybone by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

coffee monkey 

There is only one coffee monkey and he lives in leicester, drinks alot of coffee, and used to go to jcc, now goes to WQEIC

Coffee monkey Is so Kewl and he drinks aload of coffee

coffee monkey by coffee monkey February 18, 2005

bitch monkey 

my brother's desperate, pathetic, and ugly girlfriend who nobody likes.

She has been dumped so many times. Now she's so desperate she stays with my brother, even though he will never marry her. We call her the bitch monkey.

bitch monkey by princess traci August 29, 2008

Beer Monkey 

The mythical beast which descends upon your fridge and removes all your beer. Typically after you went out and brought lots of said beer and found none left following a night in with the lads

Lee said to Dunc, "Where has all my stella gone, there were 24 cans in the fridge?". Dunc replies, "It was not me, must have been the beer monkey!"

Beer Monkey by SenseiRoo August 31, 2006

Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker 

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.

The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.

Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009

Cock Monkey 

A term of endearment often used to refer to a person or object. Cock Monkey can carry a negative connotation as well, but is often used to show affection towards one another. A cock monkey is ofter a hairy sexy beast.

Last night while cuddling with him, I rubbed my hands through his chest hair. I love my little cock monkey!

Cock Monkey by cockmonkey April 19, 2012

Super Ninja Monkey Death Car 

ummm a super death car driven by a ninja monkey. Also, a best selling book on News Radio.

I am the dragons testicle feel mt power... Donkey, donkey, donkey Super
Ninja Monkey Death Car.~Mr. James

Super Ninja Monkey Death Car by Nick Beaudet February 21, 2004