Ur mom

Ur mom:A comeback to basically anything,an insult to your female guardian/parental figure

Michael:I hate basketball
Carl:I hate your mom
Bully:your ugly
Carl:ur mom

by Idk was taken January 20, 2022

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Orgy mom

(Noun): a person who arranges sex parties and throughout the event proceeds to act the mother, passing out lube, poppers, and ensuring towels are readily available.

"Mid-thrust, the sheets began to get wet. The designated orgy mom swept in, placing towels under the participants without anyone having to ask."

by mrsmithgoes September 23, 2017

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Something I’ve always longed for yet could never have because she isn’t a mom. She’s simply the one who put me on this planet and drives me to insanity, I’ve cried over and over because of her. But it’s my fault because I failed as a child. Thank you to all the nice moms out there who love their child/children no matter what, just remember it’s best not to drive them to a breaking point.</3

Anon:How’s your mom?
My mom?

Anon:Yea
I dont know… she doesn’t come around often..

by N0B0DY_S0M3B0DY May 14, 2023

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ur mom

a default comeback to almost any insult someone throws at you.

can also be used when you really dont have a reply to the question given to you.

also a comeback that idiots at your school may use.

person 1: hey what's ur dumbass doing tonight?
you: your mom

person 2: what did you get for number 3?
you: your mom

by it wouldnt let me put ur mom September 26, 2019

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