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Silk hand

When you get semen on your hand
I gave this girl a silk hand after she jerked me off
by Bigdaddyhughes1031 July 25, 2016
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Prairie Hand Pie

While strolling through a grassy knoll and the sudden urge to relieve your bowels hits with extreme force. With no place to actually relieve yourself (out of fear of snakes, poisonous plants, and dysentery), your only option is to reach back and feel the warmth of yesterday’s meals filling your cupped hands.
I should have known that rancid bison meat I had last night would lead to a fresh prairie hand pie this morning.
by Ollieoz June 8, 2019
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hand salad

Having your partner masturbate you with a leaf of lettuce wraped around your penis.
Last night I managed to add a lot of ranch sauce to my hand salad, if you know what I mean.
by Not_your:business March 29, 2017
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Lars hands

"That feeling you get when Spaghetti falls out your pocket"
"oh man, The running pace at which you are currently showing is lacking in speed, amongst my point of view. At which fails to surpass a passive & obnoxious fellow such as myself"

"Lars hands"
by TubbyMacPhatPhuck June 5, 2020
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Hand candle

Hand candle is another word for a dick or penis
Do you want me to puor my hot wax on you from my hand candle
by BIGNIGNIPS July 26, 2023
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Wash hand

Washing hands means to smoke, usually used among underaged smokers so that they aren’t suspected of smoking
Tom “ hey dude, wanna wash hand after dinner?”
Greg “ yea sure
by Babywannabe January 19, 2019
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Edward Scissor-Hands

when you are edward and also have hands on your scissors
ew Edward Scissor-Hands has hands on his scissors gross
by GregGregGregGreg December 1, 2020
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