Sperm Dragon

When you bend a chick over and engage in intercourse so hard that when the man finishes the cum shoots out her nose….expert level move

You seen Amanda with the fat ass. I’m gonna turn that trick into a sperm dragon

by Askjkjkjklol March 31, 2022

Sleeping dragon

When you have a stomach bug and shit yourself in your sleep and stay asleep through it.

I had a bad stomach bug last week and woke up to a sleeping dragon.

by Ghostfart April 6, 2022

Bearded Dragon

When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.

“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”

by Pat Makrotch April 22, 2022

Imagine Dragons

Imagine Dragon deez nuts across your face.

Joe: Do you know about Imagine Dragons?
Steve: Imagine Dragons?
Joe: Imagine dragon deez nuts across your face

by Your Daddys Daddy 1 April 25, 2022

Ass Dragon

Keister some lighter fluid, and when you fart you hold a lighter by your ass.

Bro, watch me ass dragon this shit.

by flamin noodle soup69 May 20, 2022

Slut Dragged

When a Slut is either heaved. (or hove), jerked, yanked off her feet and then dragged screaming .

That bitch was a liar and got slut Dragged for giving me a STD (twice)

by BigBallsforAll69 May 26, 2022

Ass Dragon

A being that specializes in draggin ass at work.

Every workplace with shared community workload will have a dragon emerge.
It’s universal physics.
The spirit of the ass dragon can also multiply and clone itself like a cancer, spreading to other co-workers resulting in a rival second or third dragon emerging, due to the frustration of carrying the workload of the alpha dragon.

Man, that bitch is such an ass dragon.
She’s draggin ass so hard this morning that sparks are flying.

by Majestic Minnow May 27, 2022