Imagine Dragon deez nuts

An excuse to say deez nuts to someone. Can also be used as a knock knock joke for example.

Person A: Knock Knock.
Person B: Who’s there?
Person A: Imagine.
Person B: Imagine who?
Person A: Imagine Dragon deez nuts across your face boi! Hah, got ‘em!
Person B: *angry emoji*

by Mikkebak May 5, 2023

Deez big nuttys nuts

deez big nutty nuts stand for big giant male testicals

My deez big nuttys nuts are banin

by Nutotolist May 8, 2022

deez big nuttys nuts

its gay nut

Deez big nuttys nuts are good

by Nutotolist May 8, 2022

I will eat your nut

Its when a woman eats a nut

Wamen: hey! let me eat your nut~ I will eat your nut...

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

You're going to love my nuts.

The famous phrase that Vince, or the Sham-wow guy says during his infomercial for the Slap chop.

Watch this, you're going to love my nuts.

by Dj Djuric July 24, 2009

Nut Guzzling Ass Whore

Also known as the pivot man, this the guy in the middle of the gay 3 way. He enjoys guzzling everything his buddy up front hand feeds him while at the same time relishing the anal pounding he is being delivered at the other end.

Often used to identify someone who is exhibiting attributes so gay that neither Nut Guzzler or Ass Whore will suffice on their own.

Also can be used to describe someone who is such a complete douche bag AND ass kisser extraordinaire.

Guy 1: dude, have you seen that new guy down in the receiving department? I swear he's the biggest queer I've ever met!

Guy 2: he so belongs in receiving, that Nut Guzzling Ass Whore made a pass at me yesterday when I went to pick up my new stapler

Guy 1: damn, Steve bent me over again on my performance review! He took credit for that new account that I just landed.

Guy 2: now you see why everyone calls him the office Nut Guzzling Ass Whore! The boss will give him your bonus for sure now.

by RomadDeez February 21, 2010

webster's law of nut tappage

webster's law says that anytime a half drunk human male walks into a nut check battle between two or more males it will be at the exact worst moment in said battle where the target male is nut tapped inadvertantly by one or more of the combatants leading to the escalation of the target male joining in said fray after picking himself up off the floor.and making it a war of nut tappage.

buzz walked into the bar just in time to enjoy the effects of webster's law of nut tappage.

by origen September 20, 2008