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Have a nice day

The phrase used by help desk, retail, and other customer service workers all across America when they'd like to tell the person they are speaking to to sit on a large object and spin, but enjoy maintaining an income.
Customer: I can't get onto the internet.
Help Desk: Okay, can you please check to make sure the cables are securely connected from the wall to the modem?
Customer: I can't see.
Help Desk: Why not.
Custoemr: The power is off.
Help Desk: Oh, unfortunately, you're not going to be able to connect while the power is out. Call back if you need anything. Have a nice day.
by Xodusprime March 18, 2008
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Four Day Rule

If the same girl wakes up in your bed for the majority of a week (x greater than or equal to 4) then you are contractually obligated to engage into a relationship with this individual. This rule does not apply when on vacation, due to the fact that there are frequently less beds and arrangements need to be made to satisfy both parties.
Dude, my roommate just satisfied the four day rule, that must mean they're dating. Sucks for him...
by Tyrone Schiff February 20, 2006
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Farts All Day

This is a phrase that is labeled upon a person that farts numerous times a day, seven days a week. It does not matter whether the farts have a distinct odor or not, just the sound of constant farts throughout the day is neccessary. "Farts All Day" is also one of the founding members of the "Fart Boys."
Man, thats got to be like the 25th time you farted today, your Farts All Day!!
by Fart Boys December 10, 2009
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three days grace

1) A band that's been lickin' Miley Cyruses, Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber's asses since 2003, before anyone gave a crap about any of those gay stars.

2) A Canadian rock band from Ontario, CA formed of Adam Gontier, Barry Stock, Neil Sanderson and Brad Walst.
by I-have-a-taste-in-music May 10, 2010
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make out day

a day where everyone makes out. usually december 15 of every year.
OMG its national make out day. LETS MAIK TEH BABBIEZ!!1!!!1!one!
by zadeon December 16, 2006
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Days of our Lives

Days of our Lives is a popular American daytime soap opera that recently celebrated its 40th year on television. It is set in the fictional upper-class city of Salem, located somewhere in the Midwest (probably Illinois). The soap is known for its outrageous story twists and legendary characters, most of whom are exorbitantly wealthy and live glamorous, yet highly dramatic, lives. Some bizarre stories include: Dr. Marlena Evans falling from a fourteen-story building and surviving; Dr. Marlena Evans being hypnotized to be the Salem Stalker; Dr. Marlena Evans giving birth to another woman's babies; Dr. Marlena Evans realizing her husband is actually someone disguised as her husband; Dr. Marlena Evans losing her memory; Dr. Marlena Evans becoming possessed by the Devil in 1994 to 1995. Due to some backstage drama on the set, head writer James E. Reilly was recently terminated and replaced.
Days of our Lives is a popular soap opera. All the sophisticated people I know watch it.
by Salemite August 27, 2006
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Have a nice day

In Florida, when someone tells you to have a nice day, especially in a sarcastic manner, it basically means "fuck you".
After rudely accepting the food at the counter, the employee tells the customer to "have a nice day."
by HarryStamper1324 May 14, 2018
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