dick-pleasers

Slang from military / drill sergeant origins. A synonym for lips or mouth.

Alright soldiers, shut your dick-pleasers and listen up.

by Machetti June 1, 2007

dick hopscotch

WHEN BITCHES HOP FROM ONE DICK TO ANOTHER LIKE ITS A GAME

RANDOM: GURL ZANAYAH WAS JUST WITH KENNY LAST WEEK NOW SHE WITH ANOTHER NIGGA.
ME: THAT BUM BITCH PLAYING DICK HOPSCOTCH.

by JIGGY TEE December 1, 2016

athletic dick

When you date a guy who's very athletic and used to hard workouts, and he brings the serious dick (D) to the point of exhausting you. The dick was so serious you might have to take an advil afterwards to recover.

Damn, girl! Brandon gave me that athletic dick last night and I'm worn the fuck out.

by alicianola February 3, 2017

Dick Twiddling

The act of not doing anything productive. When someone is "Dick Twiddling" they are usually not doing what is supposed to be done.

Johnny, stop your dick twiddling and pay attention to the road!

or

What were you doing the whole time, twiddling your dick?

by Besenji March 15, 2009

Dick Turtle

1.The dick of the turtle animal.

2.Also when a human is called a dick turtle it refers to a man with either a green penis or one that takes awhile to become fully erect.

Hello Chirs i've notice that you are quite a Dick Turtle.

by fgkiller February 16, 2010

Dick Jobbie

A dick that is shaped like a jobbie.

'Adam Sandler did not realize the man had found the click remote, he called it the 'dick jobbie' device.'

by RichardJobbie May 25, 2021

Lilac Dick

1: When your girlfriend notices the smell and taste of lotion on your dick. A man's dick is never suppose to smell like lilacs

2: The medical terminology for when a man places his penis into the microwave and sets the time to "popcorn setting", which in turn blows up the tip of his penis so that it resembles the lilac

My girl noticed that I had the Lilac Dick. I told her I only thought about her when I jerked it though

by Weiner Stinkman September 23, 2011