Nut Socking T-Rex

A punch to the nuts so hard, it feels like a t-rex stood on your bois.

Greg got a good Nut Socking T-Rex the other day.

by Trednek7 June 24, 2020

rat tat nut tail

When you grow out your nut hair so you can pet your girl’s face with it while she suck your dick. Give a bitch pleasure.

Tammy gagged on my cock so I petted her with my rat tat nut tail and soothed her sweet face.

by Mareberry January 10, 2018

ass nut lamb gravy

Ass nut lamb gravy is a synonym for a greasy nut you bust in someones ass that has the same consistency as some cold gravy. It's usually used in some weird kinky shit where people like to be embarrassed sexually, or be talked down to like some sort of joke.

Could also be used in a sarcastic tone, but personally, I dont think ass nut lamb gravy is a joking matter. It's very serious.

"Take my ass nut lamb gravy you disgusting thanksgiving whore"

"I'd be careful buddy, dont wanna catch some ass nut lamb gravy by accident"

"You smell and look like a bowl of rotten ass nut lamb gravy, put on some deodorant"

by badgerbud604 October 13, 2017

nut in my 1 by 1

A excellent fortnite player who excels in Nutting in a 1 by 1 wooden base.

"im in the circle, imma nut in my 1 by 1"

by Jiwoo130146 August 21, 2018

You're going to love my nuts.

The famous phrase that Vince, or the Sham-wow guy says during his infomercial for the Slap chop.

Watch this, you're going to love my nuts.

by Dj Djuric July 24, 2009

webster's law of nut tappage

webster's law says that anytime a half drunk human male walks into a nut check battle between two or more males it will be at the exact worst moment in said battle where the target male is nut tapped inadvertantly by one or more of the combatants leading to the escalation of the target male joining in said fray after picking himself up off the floor.and making it a war of nut tappage.

buzz walked into the bar just in time to enjoy the effects of webster's law of nut tappage.

by origen September 20, 2008

Nut Guzzling Ass Whore

Also known as the pivot man, this the guy in the middle of the gay 3 way. He enjoys guzzling everything his buddy up front hand feeds him while at the same time relishing the anal pounding he is being delivered at the other end.

Often used to identify someone who is exhibiting attributes so gay that neither Nut Guzzler or Ass Whore will suffice on their own.

Also can be used to describe someone who is such a complete douche bag AND ass kisser extraordinaire.

Guy 1: dude, have you seen that new guy down in the receiving department? I swear he's the biggest queer I've ever met!

Guy 2: he so belongs in receiving, that Nut Guzzling Ass Whore made a pass at me yesterday when I went to pick up my new stapler

Guy 1: damn, Steve bent me over again on my performance review! He took credit for that new account that I just landed.

Guy 2: now you see why everyone calls him the office Nut Guzzling Ass Whore! The boss will give him your bonus for sure now.

by RomadDeez February 21, 2010