Airport Shit

A particularly heinous specimen of feces most commonly observed in airports as a result of traveling - specifically, the result of a departure from region-based eating habits and patterns.

Damn, Doug. Next time you need to use the bathroom that badly, don't do it in my house. Walk over to the public library or something to drop an airport shit like that.

by guacablowme October 28, 2020

Shit Dick

When a guy gives a girl (Or guy if gay) anal sex and gets poop on thier dick.

Becky : Omg. Anna did you get anal by Tom?
Anna : Hell Yeah!
Becky : What happened!?
Anna : I have him shit dick
Becky : OH DAYUMMM

by DEATH BY POTATO January 6, 2015

Shit cork

The little bit of poop in your pee hole after you pull out from having anal.

I wanted to cum on her face after I pulled out of her ass but she was afraid to get shit corked.

by Coochacabra August 8, 2015

Shit-bear

A dumbass private in AIT, that doesn't have enough god damn common sense to not fraternize during training and that says creepy shit to females like "why don't u come on over to the barracks and see;)", also may send out dumbass challenges to females like the "about me challenge on Facebook" or the "say anything to me challenge" takes half assed duck face pics on Snapchat and Facebook

Get into any/every Snapchat pic they can

And is annoying as fuck, also looks like a pedophile typically while in civilian life, and listens to middle school dance music like he's trying to pick up a 13 year old

+Gets into arguments with mother fuckers about whether they have fireguard or not 15 minutes into their shift
+Someone bashing at the door they just sit there and wait for sleeping roommates to open the door

Female-"seriously guy?"
Shit-Bear-"why don't u come over to the barracks and see;)"

Typical shitbear photo, half-assed duck face+pedo stash/goatee(looks similar to broke back mountain stash)+ fucked up hair

Private on previous shift-Hey wake up my main man you got fireguard
Shit-bear- no I don't

Other 2 privates- yea you do guy your shift started 15 minutes ago
Shit-bear- I'm up just get the fuck out of my room
Private on previous shift-Hey no shit-bear I'm not gonna get the fuck out of your room cause I should've been asleep 15 god damn minutes ago

by I-dont-fucking-know August 21, 2016

Fine shit

A person you find attractive

Tyler: you see dat right dea ? That’s my lil fine shit

Zach: shawty right

by BMC Mark August 10, 2022

punk shit

A BITCH in its own mind of state

Hey Brandon your a piece of punk shit!

by iliketurtles132 January 15, 2021

campfire shit

When you take a shit outside and some solid turds come out first to make the logs, and then a pile of diarrhea is splattered on top to look like the flames, the steam coming off looks like the smoke

I took a dump that looked just like a campfire, I named it the campfire shit.

by Mrv3 January 11, 2014