rock

also known as a boner but really fucking hard

Jerry: Tom are you ok

Tom: yea there just a rock between my legs

by woodboi August 13, 2018

Lies Rock

Basically the Hitler of high school but in a female overweight body. She claims to care about children and can't stop bragging about her having achieved a certificate for being a teacher as well as for human studies, which really is just a different way to say: "Fuck you I'm officially a psychiatrist."

OH and did I mention she sexually harasses her students?

"I can't believe Lies Rock is constantly insulting us, she would be a terrible psychiatrist."
-"But she actually is a psychiatrist."

" I'm joining ISIS."

by Dr. Poopybutthole June 20, 2017

Plymouth Rock Day

Plymouth Rock Day is the 2nd Monday in February when all females are required to give blowjobs before 2pm or be punched in the face. Originates from a whore named Plymouth who loved to give blowjobs, often being rewarded with phrases like "Wow Plymouth, you rock!"

Can't wait for Plymouth Rock Day. Hope I don't get that snaggle toothed bitch again

by robertisafaggot February 9, 2015

The Rock

FINALLY! THE ROCK HAS COME BACK! TO URBAN DICTIONARY! Now triple H has been saying to the rock some things that make him one sweet sounding candy ass! IF YOU SMEEEEEEELLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!

THE ROCK SAYS THIS, YOU KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH

by BigBeaner316 March 21, 2023

Rock Chalked

The act of being ejected from a skateboard or longboard by running into a small rock or pebble. Leaving a small white line on the asphalt or concrete behind.

I got Rock Chalked on my last run and lost my palms.

by Bluskidu December 20, 2024

The Next Pet Rock

quick claim to fame; the next new trend; the next bonanza; your 15 minutes of fame, if you're pedestrian.

She's always thinking of ways to come up with the next pet rock.

by postmenopausal September 19, 2015

rock dookies on your chest

Play a few games of Fortnite

I'm ready to rock dookies on your chest!

by Hotel02 February 26, 2021