bastard shit

A shit that refuses to move either out or in, nor can it be pinched off. leaving you in limbo at the point of production.

Help, help, I'm stuck on the toilet. I'm suffering with bastard shit.

by dadofreggie October 19, 2015

Shit baggin

Talking a walk after shitting in ones pants.

Johnny had no sense. His parents never potty trained him, every day after school, you can see him shit baggin his way home.

by Oboefreak November 29, 2015

Shit Sass

When you sass so much you shit yourself.

"Have you ever sassedso much you shit yourself?"

"Yeah, it's called Shit Sass."

by DorkyHonda December 12, 2015

pointy shit

When you're sitting on the toilet and you feel the pain of a shit moving through your bowels in preparation of evacuation from your arsehole. When it hits, your hole feels like it's ripping in two and you're shitting an isosceles triangle.

"My arse was almost ruined by that pointy shit I did!"

by Gypsy Goddess December 27, 2015

piss that shit

1: When oneself, after deficating, decides to violently urinate on their feces.
2: When one may be confused, this term comes in handy so the person by you gets confused and you no longer look confused.
3: This term also comes in handy in describing a bad situation.

Random guy in class:"Hey man, what is the square root of 10 again? "
You: "Piss that shit"
Random guy in class: "Wait, what?"

by Oregun January 7, 2016

vacation shits

When you have eaten something out of the ordinary that makes your poo smell diffrent that normal

I dont know what i ate last night but i had the Vacation Shits this morning!

by da bee dee em January 10, 2016

shit wasted

Words that emphasize the drunken state, it can also be used to preview a desired state of mind.

Caused by excess drinking & minor marijuana consumption.

Lory: Get off the floor Jennifer! Let's go home!
Jennifer: Yeah! I don't know how I got so shit wasted.
Lory: You had a drink in your hand all night.
Jennifer: NottTruuu... *barf.

by Dfrenchpirate March 11, 2016