National hold hands day

The day where you hold hands with whoever you can on March 9th

“Give me your hand”
“Why?”
“It’s National hold hands day”

by Yejdbdnd March 8, 2022

Hand sleeve

A tattoo you get to look heavily tattooed but you have no money. So when you wear a jumper you look cool but in a swimming pool you look like a nonce like micheal jackson.

That bloke in the changing room’s hand sleeve looked cool. Oh scrap that he looks like a nonce now hes in the pool, babe get the kids over with us.

by Real tattooer July 16, 2022

Rugby Hand

Doing something in a rough way

While kissing, he grabbed my hair with a rugby hand and I liked it.

by nickname27 September 25, 2023

Flimsy Hand Syndrome

Someone with the hand and wrist strength of a toddler.
A medical condition one develops as they age, elderly people are often found with this unfortunate syndrome.

"Destinee threw one punch and her entire knuckle swelled up!"
"Ahh, that's Flimsy Hand Syndrome for you."

by KayKairi May 29, 2017

hand pop

The sodas in the coolers by check out lanes

Hey do you have a drink? Ya man I grabbed a hand pop on the way out of the store

by Relyt hsilgne December 8, 2024

Alabamian Sleight of Hand

When you nut in your sister's mouth without her knowledge.

Person 1: Man I was so hard that I had an accidental Alabamian Sleight of hand with my sister!

by The VERY big D January 27, 2022

hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents

penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock

by Biggins546 October 4, 2016