A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.
The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.
by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024
Get the john thumbmug. A common name for boys from different backgrounds, derived from the Hebrew word Yohannan, meaning "God is Gracious."
John is so basic.
by Jamalious101 May 29, 2023
Get the Johnmug. by ChihuahuaPlaysYT September 21, 2020
Get the John Cenamug. a very sexy man, who is loving and caring. the most funniest guy you will ever meet and the most hard working. hes one to settle down and start a family with.
by brownie_chels November 29, 2021
Get the john thomas cornwellmug. John does not take care of himself but rather takes care of others. Does not check himself at all both friends and people first and last.
John can be a compassionate towards others, and always try to help the best he could. He stands firm in what he believes in but open minded to other opinions, and secretly observant.
John only does what he needs to do, and what he wants to do, but willing to get out of their way to help others and covers his discomfort with sarcasm as to not offend or hurt others.
John is never honest about himself, he hates it but it helps him along his days. He doesn't like to show raw emotions, only opens up to very certain people that he absolutely trust. He has his grudges, but doesn't let it control his actions, even if it hurts himself because he value the happiness of others rather than himself.
John is a lonely and a hopeless romantic but never show it, he wishes that he was with someone special, and has hurt himself in his attempts to do so, and is now scarred from it, and gave his world a bleak view but he still hope to find that someone he can care, protect, hug, kiss, make love, and make happy in his life.
John can be a compassionate towards others, and always try to help the best he could. He stands firm in what he believes in but open minded to other opinions, and secretly observant.
John only does what he needs to do, and what he wants to do, but willing to get out of their way to help others and covers his discomfort with sarcasm as to not offend or hurt others.
John is never honest about himself, he hates it but it helps him along his days. He doesn't like to show raw emotions, only opens up to very certain people that he absolutely trust. He has his grudges, but doesn't let it control his actions, even if it hurts himself because he value the happiness of others rather than himself.
John is a lonely and a hopeless romantic but never show it, he wishes that he was with someone special, and has hurt himself in his attempts to do so, and is now scarred from it, and gave his world a bleak view but he still hope to find that someone he can care, protect, hug, kiss, make love, and make happy in his life.
by Guljeon November 13, 2023
Get the Johnmug. John the Baptist also, Elijah (see, Matthew 17:12-13) known as the guy who baptized Jesus, and he is a preacher and prophet of Christianity (an Abrahamic belief of the founder that is Jesus through the prophets of Adam through Jesus and teaching's of the death through the following, the resurrection) and he baptized Jesus at Bethany beyond the Jordan River. He lived at Machaerus, Ænon, Jerusalem He is also, in Islam as Yaḥyā ibn Zakarīyā and a cool dude.
by Randomnmn October 2, 2022
Get the John the Baptistmug. Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020
Get the Doing a John Robertsmug.