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looks good on Zillow

A phrase used to describe a property that appears attractive and desirable online, but turns out to be disappointing and flawed in person. Often caused by misleading photos, inaccurate descriptions, or hidden defects.
We thought we found our dream house, but turns out it only looks good on Zillow. The roof was leaking, the basement was flooded, and the neighbors were noisy.”
by Friendlyreader July 9, 2023
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A good time

you + Sister = sex

Sex = a good time

ME and sister say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh im cooooming!!!!!!!!!!!!
a good time is when you hear your parens claping
by Smirgh June 7, 2021
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Gooding

Damn it the bears lost I’m gonna gooding
by Dale2020 January 13, 2025
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good afternoon

A greeting you might use in the afternoon (12:00 until 17:59).
by Siririba July 10, 2025
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Good morning and God bless

When an individual wakes in the morning and has breakfast and coffee whilst attempting to defecate on the toilet simultaneously.
Hila: *knocks* I need to use the restroom!

Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !

Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?
by KnowledgeForTheAnxious May 29, 2018
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shuffle me good

when you shuffle a deck of cards really well for someone... geez get your head out of the gutter you pervert
Can you shuffle me good?

Of course i can!
by buddyluv11 May 24, 2017
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good kafir

A “good kafir” is any non-Muslim who insists Islam is a religion of peace and that the real enemy isn’t Islam; it’s the Jews.

They gobble up every taqiyya lie about Israel “committing genocide” in Gaza. Hard fact: Hamas kicked off the war on October 7. Had they stayed on their side of the fence that day, Gaza would still be standing; zero rubble, zero body count. Gaza’s population has actually increased since the war began (more births than deaths); unlike real genocides in Sudan, Yemen, Iraq, Syria, Somalia, and Congo, where the targeted groups (mostly Christians, Yazidis, and Druze) are being erased and their numbers are collapsing.

These same “good kafirs” praise Qatar as “America’s greatest ally” while Qatar openly funds the Muslim Brotherhood and ISIS, gives luxury villas to Hamas leadership, and bankrolls the long-term conquest of the West through mass migration and sky-high birth rates that churn out the next wave of jihadists.

They repeat the slander that Israel is “killing Christians.” Reality: Israel is the only country in the entire Middle East where the Christian population is growing and lives free from persecution. Under Palestinian Authority rule in Bethlehem, Christians have been driven from an 80% majority to less than 10%.

That’s the “good kafir”; useful idiots who side with the jihad against the one tiny state actually protecting minorities.
Typical examples: Jake Shields, Tucker Carlson (on this topic), Dr. Loupis, Jackson Hinkle, Piers Morgan, Dave Smith, most Groypers, and large numbers of 4channers.

This is the opposite of a “Good Goy.”

A Good Goy is a non-Jew who understands the truth about Islam and “Fakestine,” and who can distinguish leftist Jews from based, pro-Israel, pro-White, pro-America Jews.

Good kafirs, by contrast, blame everything on “hasbara” and claim every pro-Israel voice (especially Jewish ones) is paid $7K per post. Fact: if Israel actually paid all the people they accuse, it would bankrupt the defense budget. No oil wealth, surrounded by hostile neighbors—real military needs come long before any supposed propaganda payroll.

Moral of the story: a good kafir is never worth your trust.
by Death To Islam December 9, 2025
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