High Functioning Fucktard, also HFF. Someone who is capable of completing simple tasks, yet is a hindrance to everyone around them in the capacity that they are a fucking moron. Also someone who is often seen wandering aimlessly while attempting to multitask with absolutely no understanding of what they are doing, generally accompanied by head scratching and odd poses with expressions of disbelief or confusion.
by Digital Brigade June 3, 2014
Get the High Functioning Fucktardmug. The most redneck trashiest school you will ever attend. With rebel flags and pickup trucks. Where kids drive tractors to school every Wednesday. Basically a shit hole
by Redneck Tractor 1304 December 11, 2019
Get the Goshen High Schoolmug. A promiscuous jazz musician who can hit the resonant frequency of a woman's "G" spot using only his voice.
by DakkaLad January 19, 2009
Get the hitting the high Gmug. by grasseyesgyal January 4, 2018
Get the Oxford High Girlmug. Mishawaka High School, full of; sluts, dumb asses, pussy boys. One thing I recomend is: Do NOT use the schools bath rooms, you might catch an STD in there. The schools drop out rate is pretty much the same as all the pregnancies there. If you attend or have attended Mishawaka, you really having nothing to be proud of. All the teachers there do nothing and teach you shit. People say, "We're the Cavemen!" Like it's cool or something when really it's dumb. Being a Caveman means you are really stupid and you don't do anything. Which, matches Mishawaka perfectly. There isn't even A school slut, there are to many sluts for there to be the school slut. Mishawaka is so poor they barely have air conditioning, some rooms do, and some don't. Most don't. The school thinks they're top shit in football and wrestling, maybe cause that's all they care about. They could care less about you if you aren't in the athletics.
And I hate saying this, but I attend the lame ass school, Mishawaka High School.
And I hate saying this, but I attend the lame ass school, Mishawaka High School.
Tom: "Hey where are all the clean girls at in this school?"
Mike: "Bro, this is Mishawaka High School, you won't find any."
Mike: "Bro, this is Mishawaka High School, you won't find any."
by ihatethissluttyschool September 8, 2011
Get the Mishawaka High Schoolmug. Built around 1810, the biggest peice of crap HS in America. No Air Conditioning and more rats than people. If you leave near there move!! MOVE NOW!! You dont want your kids going to WHS.
by L-Banks September 8, 2006
Get the Woodstown High Schoolmug. A high school in the suberb above houston called The Woodlands. The school is known for spawning Jack Ingram, country western singer. The school is mostly white, upper class, and snobby. If you are not pretty, blonde, or some sort of superficial person, you are doomed. The school is disliked by many of it's rivals for being snobby and rude towards others. The pep rallys also tend to have unfortunate incidents, and it's a mess once you get past the pretty outside.
The Woodlands High School basketball team walks in twos when they visit other schools for fear of attack.
The Woodlands High School girls are so obnoxious!
The Woodlands High School girls are so obnoxious!
by MagpieKitsune December 2, 2009
Get the The Woodlands High Schoolmug.