i cant breathe

just incase any police are reading. specifically minneapolis. you need to know that I CANT BREATHE means someone - can - not - breathe. periodt bitch

"i cant breathe. sir please i cant breathe. NO JUSTICE NO PEACE BITCH"

by Miss mystery . July 23, 2020

I want you

I want you!

Means: you want to have gay sex with a horse.

I want you my beautiful black stallion.

by Fitzka1 July 28, 2019

i fw you

Means I love you

I fw you baby

by Xkxjskydkyfktdtjxtjdjtdt April 20, 2020

Wait I think I know who joe is

“Wait I think I know who joe is” is a random joke used during…. Idk….

Person 1: Wait I think I know who joe is
Person 2: who is joe… wait OH NO
person 1: joe mama

Person 3 wait I figured out who joe is.
Person 4: joe mama
Person 3: no it’s joe Biden
Person 4: oh-
Person 3: joe Biden deez nutz

by Geloite the Protogen January 17, 2022

When I fall over, I jump over

A funny euphemism for suicide not used by todays' younguns.

Jake: When I fall over, I jump over!
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
Jake: *jumps over the edge of the bridge and makes intimate sexual contact between the atoms of his body and the concrete 200ft below*
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!

by Bad C dev August 14, 2022

i shitted my pants i am for real

its like when you shit your pants but its not fake its for real

steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real

by therealdumpsterfire February 26, 2023

do i look like i fukin know

a phrase used when not knowing your opinion on something

1: hey what do you think of ____
2: do I look like I fukin know

by do i look like i fukin know November 22, 2019