by Killerkrillin420 January 9, 2022

when take a massive fart and then u say the system is rigged..
yea that doesn't make sense , i was just trying to make a gud def
anyway take a massive trump fart bye.
yea that doesn't make sense , i was just trying to make a gud def
anyway take a massive trump fart bye.
ass manager: one of the Karen took a massive trump fart, it smelled,and she blamed it on one of the employees and decided to call the manager..
grandmother:oh Hun, its alright come eat some Italian meatballs.
grandmother:oh Hun, its alright come eat some Italian meatballs.
by Random-girl-who-cant-think November 29, 2020

A trump patrol is a police officer but since trump is president we call them trump patrols because if you are a immigrant they send you back to your country
Careful with the trump patrol we aren't from this country
oh no that Mexican got pulled over by a trump patrol he's going to be sent back to Mexico!!
oh no that Mexican got pulled over by a trump patrol he's going to be sent back to Mexico!!
by \Isaac cortes/ March 11, 2017

by Derpy McGee March 8, 2024

1. A massive pedophile.
2. The 47th President of the United States, who believes “a lot of people are saying ‘maybe we’d like a dictator’”.
2. The 47th President of the United States, who believes “a lot of people are saying ‘maybe we’d like a dictator’”.
dude: “Hey, did you hear about Donald Trump walking around on the roof of the White House?”
girl: “Yeah, weird. He should really release The List.”
guy: “What, like the Epstein List? The one with all of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients on it?”
guy: “Yeah, it was part of Donald Trump’s campaign promises. Weird how he’s trying to distract from it now that he’s President.”
girl: “Yeah, weird. He should really release The List.”
guy: “What, like the Epstein List? The one with all of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients on it?”
guy: “Yeah, it was part of Donald Trump’s campaign promises. Weird how he’s trying to distract from it now that he’s President.”
by gwoovy August 25, 2025

to lie.
by razielmcallen February 20, 2021

the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much
trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much
trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy
by chuld molester July 20, 2024
